|Herr D made this on heromachine.com. He describes it as|
an attempt to copy the propaganda style from the WWII
era. Not bad, but I'm pretty sure the narrator didn't break in
much through the fourth wall in those days.
By the way, I left my equipment on again yesterday, and Shelob stepped out--don't be alarmed at the following, it's just a test pattern.
[BEEEEEEEEP] Hey, Shelob! Over here, little guy! Leaving the beacon on for ya! Okay? [soft sounds of suckers receding . . . ]