Journalist reported to have lost head to Isis.
They all do that. Every crisis, they start screaming--
He will not scream again. Preparing graphic.
News indicates lost head. Mortal wound to humans.
WHAT?! [covers all five eyes with three tentacles] Shelob? Are you still on 'destroy aphorism' mode?
--you mean those morons decapitated, or murdered someone?
[retching noises] Yuck. How did they get an American soldier? They're still too far out.
OHHH. So they don't want the TRUTH to come out. Not a big shocker, really. Sad, tragic even, but not so surprising. Shelob? Don't make a graphic. Yours aren't very good. Hang on.
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