Shock Cycle Update

The following recorded segment is of a cycle that occurred from 9:53 AM EST till 1:27 PM:

Recording begins:
. . . so, how long till launch?

Complete launch failure. One more half revolution till next worthwhile attempt.

[all five eyes dilate] what? [tentacles go limp]

Calling medbot. Hairy has fainted. [medbot arrives, blows bubbles at Hairy's gills]

[startles] aah!

. . . so, how long till launch?

Complete launch failure. One more half revolution till next worthwhile attempt.

[all five eyes dilate] what? [tentacles go limp]

Calling medbot. Hairy has fainted. [medbot arrives, blows bubbles at Hairy's gills]

[startles] aah!

. . . so, how long till launch?

Complete launch failure. One more half revolution till next worthwhile attempt.

[all five eyes dilate] what? [tentacles go limp]

Calling medbot. Hairy has fainted. [medbot arrives, blows bubbles at Hairy's gills]

[startles] aah!

Recording segment ends.

Attempts will be made to revive him again shortly.