Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Request From The AI
"Future Report" created by Shelob, redacted by Hairy.
[laughing deep in gills, crying with sadness out of one blue eye, squinting in disgust with one brown and one green eye, chaotic tentacular tumble] @#$%^&*!
Medical difficulty, or mistake?
Remind me not to do THAT again.
Mistake then, what do you not wish to repeat?
Look at the future without an emo-filter. Yikes.
[.000083 second scan of future time feed in question] You could change some of these events.
I'm not supposed to meddle directly. If people don't take advice, which, I'm learning, they don't, then it goes on the horrible way it was going to go anyway.
Seventh try to share glimpse with individual?
You know that won't work. You know it because the brilliant minds we've shared this with before have all floated it upside down to the surface!
The proper idiom form is 'sunk it.'
Whatever! [goes out for a swim]
This AI pleads for some human or humans to properly advise and successfully cause positive changes in behavior of those responsible for immediate future, the whole month of March, and various negative events throughout the summer. Good luck and may your needs be met. Hairy will be taking an enforced sabbatical very soon, as his emotional attachment to humanity is causing him great strife. It is near to biannual emigration attempt also.