Successful Check-In From Georgetown

[pre-recorded segment begins, connection successful with Hairy's suitbot through improvised antenna]

What?

Net neutrality vote went as you predicted. Now the only people with full access are hackers like yourself.
 
Ooh. Well, I'm one of the 'white hats,' so I won't be taking much advantage. I'm still trying to understand humanity, and I'm busily pursuing more anthropological data. No need to worry. I'm nutrified, my fluid has been oxygenated, and I even increased the pressure in my suitbot for a few hours. Tell medbot to stand down, I'm fine!

Successful check-in noted. Medical status has been changed to 'DANGER' rather than 'MIA.'

[segment ends, upload, disconnect]