A Quick Doctor's Note

[noting Hairy's lack of recent blogging, quick translation of medbot's report]

Hairy has unusual tactile awareness and preoccupation with viewing pornography at this time. Baseline indicators suggest unusual arousal. As these symptoms are not unusual, but unusually pronounced, a toxicology lab was run. Apparently he was infused with a substance recovered accidentally from the native octopod.

Octopus--he found a local escapee from a lab. Danced with it to make it feel better. What was the substance and treatment?

Substance: street name Ecstasy. Prescribed pressurized oversalinization.

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We Should All Help As We Can

Hairy has arrived and is catching up on a month's news while renutrifying and de-strobing due to a continuum irregularity in his re-entry. He posts the following update:

I was making good time, but I was miles from anywhere. My homemade radio modem had lost signal, and I didn't think I could repair it a ninth or maybe tenth time. A mere hundred feet down, the hurricane does little but ripple the water and change the tide's temperature and direction a little. No sharks to watch for, no schools to still for, oh; no crisis at all, really. Just a long swim.

That's when I saw the fishing boat. This drunk guy was contemplating steering toward the hurricane, just sitting wound around the rail with a bottle of booze, wearing a bathing suit and a slicker with the hood down. He couldn't even see with the rain. I waited for the rain to stop a moment and watched him guzzle his booze and rainwater. Then I climbed up beside him. He was too drunk to be startled by the likes of me.

Tariffs had hurt his business, people fighting about Obamacare had hurt his relatives' finances, and he'd just took his boat out contemplating letting the hurricane end it all for him.

At some prodding, he went into the cabin and looked up my blog on his phone. Apparently he thought I was an ethanol dream until I proved it otherwise. He consented to sail most of the way around the Carolina-related weather while sobering up, drop me off near the Inner Harbor, and sail home to think about how to recover financially. He said he was done with thoughts of suicide, since trying it once got him a (*&^#$%  $%^%$$&&&**%$$#^ close encounter. I think he'll be all right.

Apparently, "Bob" does not wish credit for his assistance. No mention of anything that could identify him. His reason? "I was @#$%^#$%^&@#$%(&^% wrong when I voted and don't wanna talk about it."

Good luck "Bob," and thanks for the lift home. I hope you do recover financially. If you do wish to contribute to hurricane relief, several churches have trucks pull up in front of them for food donations. Herr D says he packed the truck for one of them fairly recently, using his warehouse and distribution center experience to maximize the load. You don't actually have to give money to a charity that you might not trust. He has none to give. I repaired a few reef formations on the way to you and will continue blogging for another season.

We should all give as we can.

Lead Bull's Change Of Direction Not Enough To Steer Stampede; Partial Contact

[chatbox protocol opens, Herr D attempts to reach Hairy] Hairy? Haven't heard from you in a while now. You okay? [pause]

Hairy not returned. Possible emigration success. Still searching.
 
Oh. Yeah, alright. I was going to offer  that Trump said something right. That Obama was good for sleep. I don't think he MEANT to point out that he's making more people lose sleep, but, he kind of did. Maybe Hairy could use that?

Thank you for blog particle. Will contact if Hairy returns. [remotely closes chatbox, incidentally maintaining transmission over aquatic radio modem for 9.07495711 hours for search and contact purposes]

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It is terribly unfortunate what happens when people have their ideals crushed.
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 [hack attempt detected, anti-MiB protocols in place] Hairy? Is that you? [pause: .0000000000000000000000000000000004 seconds] Please continue, will attempt to trace.


The process of becoming a leader requires compromise. If the leader-to-be does not compromise enough on the way in, his leadership will accomplish less net change. If a leader compromises too much, they will begin to effect change and then backlash will occur, halting their accomplishments.

Case A: Donald Trump--he lashed out at everyone rather than buddied up. So now a record number of congressmen are fighting him in every way they think possible and good for re-election.

Case B: Pope Francis--he possibly did not stand up enough for change, evidentally to insure the position to accomplish change. Now there are problems with more and greater outrage than if he did nothing. Interestingly enough, his accomplishments might be undermined by those in favor of them.

--Note A: Homosexuality and pedophilia are two separate things that do not occur in the same individual as long as pedophilia is not subdivided by gender. Men who want boys do not normally want men. Any modern psychologist can affirm this and provide multiple references. Incorrect notions are possibly going to damage the 'laity's' capacity to decide what to do.

--Note B: It is plain that though the pope may have compromised where he should not have, his record shows he wants the matter to change, so what were his options? Stand up and make no difference? Don't make a stand and wrong more of the people you want to save on the way to saving others?

--Note C: Trump has accomplished making mad most of those not diehard about being in his base on more subjects than any living president. The logical errors he makes are surprisingly numerous.

--Note D: Having promised to "drain the swamp," he is unable. Extremely few people have left D.C. Very little has changed besides more open hostility and less honesty and competency in Washington.

Perhaps he meant he was to BE a drain on the swamp?
Thanks go out to that ex-official who offered to 'join the best' by having Trump remove his security clearance as well. Well put; well done.

[aside] Shelob? Can't emerge fully. What's going on?

You appear to be in continuum fault located on edge of Bermuda Triangle affected by outer edges of hurricane and post-hurricane weather. Discontinuity means you are receiving news later than normal. Please continue attempting. Textburst with potentially useful data to follow.

Shelob? Bad signal? Normally your answers are a lot faster than this. I'll try again later.