When You Can't

Have A Fit . . . 

Designed using Heromachine3 by Herr D.

 This whooziwhatsis has a problem. No one pair of footwear is ever going to fit it. I kind of understand the problem. *EDIT: Hairy forgot to program credit for the following to Herr D*
You might say I have the problem of grossly over-sized feet. When leaving a job, no one can fill my shoes easily, and my little toe doesn't fit in the door of most employers. I have to all but lift and carry the whole workplace to GET my foot in the door. 

What would you do to handle problems like these?