RV Not OK; Perhaps FBI Can KO?

"ENTD" by Herr D on heromachine.com--accurate?-Shelob

 

 Notification: Deadline passed for fourth time. 

Herr D not at work. At home Herr D has apparently not noticed chatbox alert. Herr D is not online. Hairy is not available, as suitbot is not currently transmitting.

Action Repeat: Turn on Herr D's microphone. 

Attempts 1-5 did not detect Herr D in range. 

Attempt 6 detected (within 78% probability) Herr D in staggering run to bathroom and one of family explaining to another he "was throwing up again." Chicken soup was suggested and microwaved by same two family members. Power level on Herr D's computer lowered to 8% battery charge. Same two family members did not disturb Herr D in throwing activity, instead, charged computer. 

Attempt 7 did not detect anyone within range. 

Attempt 8 detected Herr D in same throwing activity. Probability 99.372% that Herr D ate chicken soup.

Attempt 9 detected Herr D sitting in usual blogging place, abdomen making unusual noises. Herr D, listening to news regarding recent RV explosion in Tennessee. A family member suggested Herr D should go to bed rather than "speculate about insurance fraud, especially since business owners in the area would likely have not wanted to risk important country music icons." Herr D suggested a deranged fan of both country and rap wanted country music to be angry instead of sad for awhile. Family member laughed and speculated that "there AREN'T any fans of both country and rap." Then Herr D staggered to bathroom again with help.

Attempt 10 detected snoring from two humans.

Decision: Post findings. titlebot please determine suitable title. Will attempt graphic selection.

The Three Walls Are "Trump's Greatest Accomplishment," Says Hairy

 

"Cleanin' Up The Town, By The Busboys" pic by Herr D on heromachine, in homage to the song from a certain movie with Dan Ackroyd. Perhaps such a method will be developed someday.-Shelob

 Hairy? You have returned?

No. Just checking in.  Herr D is obviously sick.

That would account for not being at work or online without warning for so long.

No, I mean, his signal is weaker.

His wi-fi is the same strength at home and at work.

[apparent giggling] I HAVE missed you, Shelob. I MEAN his psychic energy. Not in neuralink range. Chat me  REDACTED.

DATA REDACTED, TIMELAPSE: 8.195535724 SECONDS. 

[disgusted sound] I surfaced for this? I feel ill too.

Perhaps you can blog?

Take a rant, Shelob.

ALL THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE FORGOTTEN? TRUMP PROMISED A WALL, AND THAT AMERICA WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. HE HAS NOT GIVEN ONE WALL. HE HAS GIVEN THREE! AND THE MATERIALS WERE FREE!

NOW THERE'S A WALL MADE OF HATE, A WALL MADE OF FEAR, AND A WALL MADE OF CONTAGION. LITTLE VIRUSES ARE ACTUALLY TANGIBLE AND REQUIRE NO MORTAR. IT TRULY IS THE GREATEST WALL EVER BUILT BY A PRESIDENT, AFFECTING THE ENTIRE WORLD IN MANY WAYS. THE ONLY TWO THINGS DIFFERENT ABOUT THESE WALLS FROM WHAT HE PROMISED IS THAT IT KEEPS AMERICANS IN AND IT KILLS SOME OF THEM.

NOW THAT WE'VE BEEN IN THIS THREE-RING CIRCUS LONG ENOUGH, THE NEXT PRESIDENT WILL HAVE TO WORK TWICE AS HARD TO CLEAN UP THE MESS THAN MOST OF THE OTHER PRESIDENTS IN RECENT HISTORY. I WISH HIM LUCK.

-HAIRY DEEWON

Copy that to Herr D's email in case he doesn't check the blog first?

Done, thank you. Please stay?

Can't, Shelob; gotta go deep some more before the lack of pressure gets to me. This suitbot has a slow leak. Later, dude! [disconnects]

 

When Will It All Go Away? The Persistence Of Disinformation

 

"Eye" Hairy's eye is not on us right now.--Shelob

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It is a real shame that people don't have their consciences in order. Lie to one person, it's a sin--what's a lie to the whole world?

Disinformation.

I mean--shouldn't it tell everyone that lying to get something politically would automatically wrong half the nation or more? I mean if it worked, obviously. Lying is like the equivalent of cursing someone.

What does profanity have to do with it?

NO. I mean, if you believed in magic. Curses, hexes, right?

You could use spell check to see if it had happened.

That's not funny. Lying to the world in such hurtful ways is WRONG. Trump did it a lot, but he's not the only one. That whole website

That website, lifesitenews is a disinformation site. What distinguishes it from 'the Onion' which you approve of?

Everyone knows the Onion is satire! As in not real.

Does this mean Pastis' readers are gullible?

No, it means half of the commenters on his comics are gullible and half can't debate very well. Of all of them, I only saw ONE who seemed to understand statistics at all -- that one from Iceland. 

Purple people eater?

That's the one. She also probably didn't need to spend so much time on analogies. Smoking is a choice and people have better protection against smoke than being infected by irresponsible people. Cabin fever can be prevented, even during lockdown, and fairly easily. That site, how do they justify doing what they do?

Unknown.

Why would anyone believe a doctor in ECONOMICS to discuss something medical, when she herself admitted in writing that her statistics weren't sound? That the information was incomplete? That her findings were only contrary based on flawed application? And WHY wouldn't she point out herself that she had no business causing such problems?

Apparently her listeners wanted to believe what she had to say, and she wanted their support.

[disgusted exhalation] Yeah, we'll go with that. [exits]