RV Not OK; Perhaps FBI Can KO?

"ENTD" by Herr D on heromachine.com--accurate?-Shelob

 

 Notification: Deadline passed for fourth time. 

Herr D not at work. At home Herr D has apparently not noticed chatbox alert. Herr D is not online. Hairy is not available, as suitbot is not currently transmitting.

Action Repeat: Turn on Herr D's microphone. 

Attempts 1-5 did not detect Herr D in range. 

Attempt 6 detected (within 78% probability) Herr D in staggering run to bathroom and one of family explaining to another he "was throwing up again." Chicken soup was suggested and microwaved by same two family members. Power level on Herr D's computer lowered to 8% battery charge. Same two family members did not disturb Herr D in throwing activity, instead, charged computer. 

Attempt 7 did not detect anyone within range. 

Attempt 8 detected Herr D in same throwing activity. Probability 99.372% that Herr D ate chicken soup.

Attempt 9 detected Herr D sitting in usual blogging place, abdomen making unusual noises. Herr D, listening to news regarding recent RV explosion in Tennessee. A family member suggested Herr D should go to bed rather than "speculate about insurance fraud, especially since business owners in the area would likely have not wanted to risk important country music icons." Herr D suggested a deranged fan of both country and rap wanted country music to be angry instead of sad for awhile. Family member laughed and speculated that "there AREN'T any fans of both country and rap." Then Herr D staggered to bathroom again with help.

Attempt 10 detected snoring from two humans.

Decision: Post findings. titlebot please determine suitable title. Will attempt graphic selection.