The Three Walls Are "Trump's Greatest Accomplishment," Says Hairy

 

"Cleanin' Up The Town, By The Busboys" pic by Herr D on heromachine, in homage to the song from a certain movie with Dan Ackroyd. Perhaps such a method will be developed someday.-Shelob

 Hairy? You have returned?

No. Just checking in.  Herr D is obviously sick.

That would account for not being at work or online without warning for so long.

No, I mean, his signal is weaker.

His wi-fi is the same strength at home and at work.

[apparent giggling] I HAVE missed you, Shelob. I MEAN his psychic energy. Not in neuralink range. Chat me  REDACTED.

DATA REDACTED, TIMELAPSE: 8.195535724 SECONDS. 

[disgusted sound] I surfaced for this? I feel ill too.

Perhaps you can blog?

Take a rant, Shelob.

ALL THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE FORGOTTEN? TRUMP PROMISED A WALL, AND THAT AMERICA WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. HE HAS NOT GIVEN ONE WALL. HE HAS GIVEN THREE! AND THE MATERIALS WERE FREE!

NOW THERE'S A WALL MADE OF HATE, A WALL MADE OF FEAR, AND A WALL MADE OF CONTAGION. LITTLE VIRUSES ARE ACTUALLY TANGIBLE AND REQUIRE NO MORTAR. IT TRULY IS THE GREATEST WALL EVER BUILT BY A PRESIDENT, AFFECTING THE ENTIRE WORLD IN MANY WAYS. THE ONLY TWO THINGS DIFFERENT ABOUT THESE WALLS FROM WHAT HE PROMISED IS THAT IT KEEPS AMERICANS IN AND IT KILLS SOME OF THEM.

NOW THAT WE'VE BEEN IN THIS THREE-RING CIRCUS LONG ENOUGH, THE NEXT PRESIDENT WILL HAVE TO WORK TWICE AS HARD TO CLEAN UP THE MESS THAN MOST OF THE OTHER PRESIDENTS IN RECENT HISTORY. I WISH HIM LUCK.

-HAIRY DEEWON

Copy that to Herr D's email in case he doesn't check the blog first?

Done, thank you. Please stay?

Can't, Shelob; gotta go deep some more before the lack of pressure gets to me. This suitbot has a slow leak. Later, dude! [disconnects]