National Seacurity Thread

 

"National Seacurity Thread" by Herr D on Paint3d. Perhaps the start of a great idea? Forcing honesty? Please share and enjoy.-Shelob

Herr D made a surprise pic and offered the suggestion:

Please copy this one pic I have made and alter it to EACH thing about our 47th presidential term that you would like to see thrown out. I did the most basic one. Happy demonstrating!

"Give Us Our Liberty WITHOUT His Death" Says Herr D

Originally a picture to lampoon legislation about women's rights, this depicts that an immature mind is an immature mind. Why have more children in a country run BY a child?-Shelob

[beginning to follow chat already in progress] 

Well, NO! Please explain.

He was just wrong, that's all. Because?

Because, and I've said this before, EVEN TRUMP doesn't deserve assassination. Even as STUPID, HEARTLESS, CRAZY, AWFUL a person he is, our country doesn't need him assassinated. Some people would be stupid enough to think of him as a martyr. That does track, historically.

What we need is for Congress, the military, EVERYONE to show a spine and say 'no' to the overgrown toddler that he is. Trump referred to his would-be assassin as crazy. Sources who knew him refer to him as "stable" and a "genius."

That's what Trump called himself, "a stable genius," right? [.000003 second reference check] Right.

Then it's fitting that an ACTUAL stable genius acted out, offended at Trump giving stable geniuses a bad name by lying about BEING ONE. What SHOULD happen to Trump, then?

Impeach, remove from office, jail, then shunt to house arrest because of advanced decrepitude. Thank you.

Yes Or No: Both Sides Wrong Again, But Gerrymandering Less Than Ethical

 

"These Are My Best Made-Up Numbers YET" by Herr D on Paint3d. Confirmation bias IS hard to step away from. The question is, what is the RIGHT thing to do?-Shelob

[staring at computer, mic picks up:] I can't even. [opening chatbox] "Can't even" what?

[mild startle reaction] hi You appear distressed.

I am Please explain.

You know what confirmation bias is. Yes.

I'm seeing nothing but invitations to it. The upcoming vote in spec elections is y/n. Correct.

Both sides are calling it a potential power grab by the other side. Correct.

I suppose I should blog on it, but what should I say? People will believe what they want anyway. All you can do is your best. Please proceed.

[snort] Right. Can you transcribe it and post? Yes.

Republicans are already IN power in Congress, so they can't be grabbing power. Democrats are against gerrymandering, so they can't be grabbing power either. So both sides are lying?

I would say they're both wrong. Gerrymandering is also wrong, though, so I'll be voting against it. [disconnect] So you will be voting 'yes.' Thank you. Pic selection imminent.

The Crooked And The Strait And Narrow-Minded

 

"Trump Cut The Roots" by Herr D on Paint3d. 'Hogspit,' chief warmonger, is unusually disappointing when he attempts to use rhyme, like his boss when trying to use reason.-Shelob

You say you understand?

Yes. How does blocking what is to be unblocked help, then?

He's a grifter. A criminal likes perversion?

---and chaos, turmoil in general, because it encourages them getting away with whatever they're doing. That would mean he is grifting the entire country?

--and a fair portion of the world. Blockading Hormuz would mean, in theory, our enemies get none and our allies pay a toll. All of it, of course, being paid at the pump by American citizens who he lied to, claiming he'd do what we wanted, be good to us, etc. This is what politicians are famous for. We need a statesman in that office. (Clearly our country isn't wise enough to handle a woman in office.) The problem is he's an awful person. Do you understand why he said the picture of himself as Jesus was of himself as a doctor?

If anyone would fail to recognize a picture of religious significance, it would be the man too narrow-minded to tell the truth about anything. Thank you.

Herr D Has Hope For Future, Not Much Love For Present

 

"Paramount Points" by Herr D on Paint3d. It took four more hours of sleep, but he made the pic. He was not referencing a unicorn, to be clear.-Shelob

[medbot signals Shelob over Herr D's pulse change, Shelob enters unplayed chess game software, pausing clock, *chime*] Herr D?

[small startle reaction] Shelob! I was just thinking about you. You want me to blog? Yes please.

Paramount, CBS? They have a GIFT for hiring STUPID decision makers. Is this recent?

No, this has a long history. Please explain.

Apparently, Starfleet Academy is being cancelled after only two seasons? Perhaps unwise. Please continue.

I might have no more use for them. From the very beginning, Star Trek as a franchise had the bigwigs small minds against them. Star Trek WAS going to be cancelled very early, but LUCILLE BALL, of all people, someone who was never on it, went to the execs and offered to 'sponsor' them bringing it back. 

One of those t.v. execs actually said, "There's no future in science fiction." That may be one of the STUPIDEST statements ever spoken by someone in authority in the entertainment industry.

You were going to take a break on your only day off in three weeks and watch the next episode. I was. Perhaps you will enjoy something else? [streams a lineup of "Twilight Zone"]

Thank you. [eyes glaze a bit, heart rate begins to calm, pupils dilate slightly] [Shelob observes with medbot for one additional minute, prepares post] Perhaps a pic later?

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