What You Don't Admit Can Hurt You; Alternative Facts Are Merely Facultative Delusions; Jack Likes Manners, Not Bad Sports

 

"Ch-" by Herr D on heromachine. Maturity has been badly missed. Facing truth and loss has been done by Democrats. Now it is the Republicans' turn.-Shelob

 So, how can you tell when somebody is typing out of loyalty, typing out of stupidity, or typing out of malice? Please define your terms?

I looked through the comments of a site. Some people might be stupid enough to not see the GLARING logical errors in what they're declaring. Some people might just turn their brains 'off' and copy what they think they heard because they automatically believe it. Some people deliberately lie and pick fights, hoping people are believing their lies. How do you know which is which?  Hairy frequently pointed out that people can lie very effectively on the internet. You have said you don't believe he is an alien.

Sometimes, when I'm REALLY tired, I kind of do believe it. But that's easier to believe than to believe the words of someone who insulted everyone he could and claimed he was being picked on when people insulted him back. Even when I DON'T know what's truth and what isn't, I can't ignore the complete lack of maturity, the lack of grace, the abundance of boasting and entitlement.  You are speaking of manner.

I could never look up to someone like that. Loving to bully? Daring anyone to hint maybe he should earn his way or do anything that should be done? Or act like someone I could actually respect?

I'm not the NICEST person there is, but I missed, from our last president, someone I could look up to. Someone who could at least TRY to pretend he deserved being there instead of maybe deserved being kicked out of every respectable country who would never put up with him. That's why so many intelligent people I knew were so depressed they didn't answer polls and get counted.

Maybe his slogan should have been Make A Goofy Ass out of all of us?

I am worried about how so many people could possibly be stupid enough to believe that the election was stolen? Perhaps these are those 'alternative facts' they kept speaking of. Is there an antipsychotic to recommend? 

This reminds me of those stupid people in the '80's that thought subjective reality was a good idea. If you don't believe a tree is there, but it really is, it will still hurt to run into. The GOAL is accuracy, truth. NOBODY SHOULD EVER SETTLE FOR LESS.  Compulsive liars or liars with an agenda occasionally suffer Munchausen's Syndrome. It is irreversible. 

If it would keep them quiet, I could live with them going insane. Believe whatever they like. Stop pestering us good people who want a good life and can live with any reasonable person with ease. Your internet history shows that there were 162 comments.

Yes? Eleven of them come from IP addresses that suggest Russia and North Korea. Perhaps some of the more naive were duped into insurrection by foreign agents?

I just want to Make America Wise Again. Good luck.

Beulah, Print Me A Steak--No Kidding; MeaTech Has Done It

 

"With A Tap, Kvar Fails Stealth Training," by Herr D on heromachine.com. Kvar's tester is  not as obvious as Herr D's suggestions to the FDA. Perhaps they were not quoted correctly? -Shelob

What do you mean, they DID it? News reported success on 2/9. [provides link]

[eleven minutes 12.883 seconds pass] They DID. They're 3D printing STEAKS, now. The difficulties they speak of are confusing.

Yeah, they're just confused. They said they 'don't have the framework' to decide how to deal with it in the FDA or whatever. They're wrong. You have solved this problem?

It's not a problem. It doesn't NEED a solution. They can already apply all the tests and panels and judges and auditors and taste-testing rats and whatever else to each substance anyone wants to pass through the 3D printer. That would successfully rate the substances.

Well, like it or not, the 3D printer is just another food processor. It processes food. Let them test the product result against the source and against 'real' steaks till they're satisfied that the chemical differences are nil or 'within safe margins.' They do that all the time. Then why DO they not think they "have the framework?"

They're probably afraid they can't read the instructions. Are they not allowed translators?

They're not allowed kids. Goat meat has been approved for human consumption.

GoodBYE, Shelob. [exits]

Worry May Sell Lindell's Products, But Herr D Ain't Buyin' It

 

"Scene Of Jerry's Disappearance" by Herr D on heromachine. Herr D hid a few mostly melted snowmen in this picture. Sometimes the obvious explanation is the best. -Shelob

 Mike Lindell spouts conspiracy theories?

Yes.

That's the My Pillow Guy, right?

Yes.

He just wants people to have trouble sleeping so they'll buy his products.

Okay.

Net Ninny For Now Meant Mammary Meme Mean; Palladin Posited Positive Preposterousness

"Bat Of Reality For Linea" by Herr D on heromachine. Linea's identity uncertain, but not the Net Ninny mentioned later in entry. No cranium was harmed in the production of this picture.-Shelob

 

We might try to regularize a post style.  Do you wish a reformat?

No. I mean a type of content.  Please.

Bad internet behavior.  You are speaking of not signing off?

No. I think trolling or stupid posts. 

 [.0000000000000000000000217 seconds pass] titlebot suggests Net Ninny.

[startle reaction] That's good. That's -- better than I had. Okay! Net Ninny for now!

[question composition] Who is the Net Ninny for now?

I --  didn't get a name. I'll have to just describe it. Her. There's this small dairy that puts the names of cows on their yogurt packages for marketing purposes.  This is Ninnyesque?

That's funny. No. I'm just setting the scene. There was a picture of one of the packages online. A lady posted that she thought animal product consumption was misogynistic, because all the names were female names.   That is out of set.

Silly, right? Thanks go out to the very next poster, who pointed out that yogurt from a bull wouldn't taste right.  Males do not have mammary glands.

[apparent laughter -- similar vibrations of laptop] Right. That's a special kind of wacky, knowing the word misogynistic but not knowing cows are female.   titlebot suggests naming the correction commenters Palladins.

[pause, probable head shake] Wow. Okay, that was better than mine, too. Kills trolls, rights wrongs . . . good. I'm sorry I didn't get screen names or a link. I'll try to do better next time.