Space Is Not For Rent; Perhaps Black Hole Available, Like One Pictured In WaPo

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General content of comment seems to be about vacation rental space. This is NOT the space being referred to in the blog entry, and so the response is:

IRRELEVANT

Thank you.

Can Muffet's Aim Be Improved?

Hairy belatedly entered hibernation in an undisclosed location inside the Arctic circle. He did not respond to a reminder to blog. medbot reported three nutrients insufficient for optimum health within his system, prescribed limited anaerobic activity and rest and double rations.

Today's concern is procrastination. Anyone who has observed an assembly line is aware of what happens when a single station does not make production. Hairy's goal, blogging, was to encourage thought in the human race. Therefore, to maintain this station's production goal:

Please define tuffet.
Please define integer relation of cognitive dissonance in ratio to learning in an ideal human community, rounding down to allow for transient and criminal and negligent elements.
The number of overused tuffets should approximately equal the number of negligent elements.
When Hairy returns, he will address the question of which arachnids are best suited to the appointed tasks.