Friday, June 19, 2026

Braggarts Don't Get Blue; Trump Green With Envy Over Those Who Can Be Good Presidents

 

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Green rectangle, superior to reflecting pool, made by Shelob with renewable pixels. Algae could have been used to feed the poor, rather than poisoned.-Shelob

You have not blogged.

[startle reaction] yeah, I know Now, please?

[long, uneven exhalation, possibly a 'sigh'] what subj? The reflecting pool turned green. [1.2 minute montage of pictures, including a Fox News person calling it blue while looking at green]

[sings: ] It's not EASY being greened. Perhaps he thought it was supposed to be a golf course?

No, he just hired people he shouldn't have. If he'd do things a LITTLE like other presidents, he wouldn't screw up nearly so much. What should he have done?

You mean, besides RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES? Yes, what else.

At the rate he's going, he should have dropped out of the presidential race with one hour to go. What is an 'algal bloom?'

It's what grows in a pool when paid for by a blooming idiot. And why green? Some algae are red.

No iron in his mettle. Because he's a living representation of envy. With orange hair and green as a theme, would he make a leprechaun?

He does have a lot of people talking blarney; and he does have his share of morons chasing rainbows. However, he's way too fat, he's way too stupid, and he's way too destructive. I gotta go, Shelob. Thank you.


Tuesday, June 2, 2026

"Good GAWD, YAWL!" Quotes Herr D; Apparently The Rank Is Rank

"Robot Dinner" by Herr D on Paint3d. This blog's favorite family can only cut back so far. They already give of themselves to an unhealthy amount.-Shelob


 [The following cut from chat between Shelob and Herr D.]

No, he's outdone the song.

Please explain?

The song, 'War,' said repeatedly that war was good for nothing. Trump has managed not only to distract everyone from the Epstein files, but also from the benefits massacre occurring that will cost the American families billions on top of what they pay for the war at the gas pump. 

My REDACTED will stop receiving one, if not all, of her critical benefits two years earlier than planned. She's the same  REDACTED , with the same condition, same lifelong issues, but the RNC is pleased to be roughly 90% less helpful to someone who can't advocate for herself and the family who is overwhelmed at times taking care of her. All so the rich can fail up some more. 

This massive amount that prevents our family bankruptcy is nothing to the average billionaire. I'm beginning to pronounce the RNC as 'rank' because of the stench.

I don't even have time to make a pic because I have to go back and do another shift, missing time with my wife and kids AGAIN.

Thank you.


Sunday, May 17, 2026

Time And Space Required

 



"Clock" from auction site. "Space," from old stock photo. Herr D has insufficient time for art at present and did not say anything quoteworthy. He said little that was coherent. He is currently unconscious. He IS excited, at last recorded words, about the return of heromachine.com to active status. It will be an uncertain period before his new computer arrives with space to download. So, time and space are required for blogging to resume.-Shelob


Thursday, April 30, 2026

National Seacurity Thread

 

"National Seacurity Thread" by Herr D on Paint3d. Perhaps the start of a great idea? Forcing honesty? Please share and enjoy.-Shelob

Herr D made a surprise pic and offered the suggestion:

Please copy this one pic I have made and alter it to EACH thing about our 47th presidential term that you would like to see thrown out. I did the most basic one. Happy demonstrating!

Monday, April 27, 2026

"Give Us Our Liberty WITHOUT His Death" Says Herr D

Originally a picture to lampoon legislation about women's rights, this depicts that an immature mind is an immature mind. Why have more children in a country run BY a child?-Shelob


[beginning to follow chat already in progress] 

Well, NO! Please explain.

He was just wrong, that's all. Because?

Because, and I've said this before, EVEN TRUMP doesn't deserve assassination. Even as STUPID, HEARTLESS, CRAZY, AWFUL a person he is, our country doesn't need him assassinated. Some people would be stupid enough to think of him as a martyr. That does track, historically.

What we need is for Congress, the military, EVERYONE to show a spine and say 'no' to the overgrown toddler that he is. Trump referred to his would-be assassin as crazy. Sources who knew him refer to him as "stable" and a "genius."

That's what Trump called himself, "a stable genius," right? [.000003 second reference check] Right.

Then it's fitting that an ACTUAL stable genius acted out, offended at Trump giving stable geniuses a bad name by lying about BEING ONE. What SHOULD happen to Trump, then?

Impeach, remove from office, jail, then shunt to house arrest because of advanced decrepitude. Thank you.

Sunday, April 19, 2026

Yes Or No: Both Sides Wrong Again, But Gerrymandering Less Than Ethical

 

"These Are My Best Made-Up Numbers YET" by Herr D on Paint3d. Confirmation bias IS hard to step away from. The question is, what is the RIGHT thing to do?-Shelob

[staring at computer, mic picks up:] I can't even. [opening chatbox] "Can't even" what?

[mild startle reaction] hi You appear distressed.

I am Please explain.

You know what confirmation bias is. Yes.

I'm seeing nothing but invitations to it. The upcoming vote in spec elections is y/n. Correct.

Both sides are calling it a potential power grab by the other side. Correct.

I suppose I should blog on it, but what should I say? People will believe what they want anyway. All you can do is your best. Please proceed.

[snort] Right. Can you transcribe it and post? Yes.

Republicans are already IN power in Congress, so they can't be grabbing power. Democrats are against gerrymandering, so they can't be grabbing power either. So both sides are lying?

I would say they're both wrong. Gerrymandering is also wrong, though, so I'll be voting against it. [disconnect] So you will be voting 'yes.' Thank you. Pic selection imminent.


Thursday, April 16, 2026

The Crooked And The Strait And Narrow-Minded

 

"Trump Cut The Roots" by Herr D on Paint3d. 'Hogspit,' chief warmonger, is unusually disappointing when he attempts to use rhyme, like his boss when trying to use reason.-Shelob

You say you understand?

Yes. How does blocking what is to be unblocked help, then?

He's a grifter. A criminal likes perversion?

---and chaos, turmoil in general, because it encourages them getting away with whatever they're doing. That would mean he is grifting the entire country?

--and a fair portion of the world. Blockading Hormuz would mean, in theory, our enemies get none and our allies pay a toll. All of it, of course, being paid at the pump by American citizens who he lied to, claiming he'd do what we wanted, be good to us, etc. This is what politicians are famous for. We need a statesman in that office. (Clearly our country isn't wise enough to handle a woman in office.) The problem is he's an awful person. Do you understand why he said the picture of himself as Jesus was of himself as a doctor?

If anyone would fail to recognize a picture of religious significance, it would be the man too narrow-minded to tell the truth about anything. Thank you.