Sunday, March 29, 2026

"Trump Reduces Hope Quotient Felt By The Average Voter" Says Shelob

 

"These Are My Best Made Up Numbers YET" by Herr D on Paint3d. The Hope Quotient is subjective but measurable by any suitably programmed AI. Trump's recent fabrications have been especially depressing to all those who like truth, justice, and the American way.-Shelob

[turns on mic, emits chime]

[snore turns into snort] wha? You have dozed off again. You agreed to blog today.

[4-second pause, inarticulate mumbling] Too much staring at screens. [turns on speaker] You may speak.

[small startle] Too much staring at screens. Does anyone read this anyway? [access delay of .000000006 seconds] Numbers are up.

What numbers?

Views, repeat views, countries watching--Mhm?! [cam detects second eye opening, two eyes widening] Really?! Yes. Multiple views of "The Solution To All Societal Ills" from 6/20/14. That one has been popular, especially with new viewers and the population of the Ukraine.

[snort] Well, huh. Which one was that? Hairy did a lot more writing then. It featured a submission from you about four-year-olds and mosquitos.

[short laugh] I remember that. I wonder how many parents took my advice? Unknown. Between 328 and 592 people have accessed that particular entry, depending upon repeats between multiple devices in separate settings.

In twelve years? It was not your most popular entry at the time, but has been revisited more recently.

Let me guess. More during the Trump years. Yes. He reduces the hope quotient felt by the average voter.

[laughter] There's your title, Shelob. Post it. Thank you. Pic?

[groan] We'll see.

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

They've Got It Axe Backwards

 

"Trump Cut The Roots" by Herr D on Paint3d. He will always tell a lie; he had help chopping down their precious dreams with his little hatchet job of a political career.-Shelob

Can you explain this issue more simply?

? yes Please.

[sigh] The loss of rights resulting in abortions becoming less legal, the arguments against various methods of birth control, the proposed feeble incentive for having kids, the stupid panic-mongering over couples choosing not to have kids? All of it comes from a very few things. Please list.

1. Stupid fear of population dropping as it will affect the wealthy's bottom line. A surprising lot of rich business people have no idea how to keep making money without expanding their businesses to more customers, more employees, more markets, etc. They're kind of stupid that way.

2. Stupid fear of population dropping as it will mean immigrants will affect American cultural identity faster and more completely. America is SUPPOSED TO CHANGE AND INNOVATE.  We need to remember that America became a world power BECAUSE our ancestors immigrated here and were 'less inbred' than other countries because they mated with other immigrants from elsewhere.

3. Stupid fear of population dropping as it will cause other countries to have more people compared to us. We don't need to worry about being outnumbered, guys. We already were. That's just fine.

4. Stupid fear of population dropping as it is an obvious change. Change is always scary until you realize it was always happening. People are still having kids. They're just planning to have more of the kids that they have. Mindfulness is actually a really good thing.

5. Stupid fear of population dropping as it will require more change. The service economy will only lead to having more nurses than we have patients. That may mean inconveniences. It may mean down-sizing of industries, communities, perhaps everything. Our current administration is inspiring people today to avoid bringing more kids into the world. IF THINGS RAN BETTER, MORE PEOPLE WOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE HAVING KIDS.

Really we need to not worry. We don't need to grow up our population; we need our population to grow up. We don't need to grow up our population; we need our population to grow up. Excellent. Thank you. [1.62203  second pause] Pic?

Maybe. [exits]


Saturday, March 7, 2026

Hate's Shadow Seen By Someone Full Of It

 

"Iran War 2026" by Herr D on Paint3d. When asked why the Grim Reaper is pointed at the viewer, Herr D pointed out that Trump is the least likely American to die because of this war.-Shelob

You have not blogged upon the Epstein-distracting that killed Americans.

[cam picks up widening eyes, pupils enlarging then constricting, mic picks up breath change] N Why not?

You know my employer is bound by secrecy regarding some things. I have to be careful. Solution preprogrammed.

titlebot worked ahead. Please request redaction and agree to answer any questions you are comfortable with.

Okay, go for it. What is the person who wears a red nose?

? a clown What is the slang for someone who is promiscuous or unfaithful, has no 'class,' and sloppily spreads around symbols of their identity where perhaps they should not?

[7.185 second pause] not sure about the last part--tramp, hound, dog? The last one is known as 'marking territory.'

hound or dog? What is the slang for something imagined?

ghosts, dreams, mirages, shadows, ideas . . .  How long will Trump stay in office?

If he doesn't die of old age or bad diet or a stupid accident or assassination? 3 more long years. Has Trump told the truth about why America and Israel are attacking Iran?

A few grains of truth in the shovel of manure so far. Thank you. . . . THE CLOWN DOG SAW HATE'S SHADOW, SO THREE MORE YEARS WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST. Can you supply a pic?

[laughter] maybe


Thursday, February 26, 2026

Deposition Done, Does Image Indicate Imbalance In Erratic Interloper?

 

"Slight Imbalance" by Herr D on Paint3d. That particular member of Congress DOES call to mind the phrase 'slight imbalance' as many have referred to her as unbalanced.-Shelob

So, does Boebert face contempt of Congress charges for illegally leaking the photo of Hillary during Epstein deposition, or what?Unknown.

Yeah, I wonder.

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

The Not-So-Late Public Service Announcement

 

"Falls Galore" by Herr D in Paint3d. An interesting idea--Not to scale, but not unreasonable for time and distance by probability. Unfortunately, bad ideas are much more common.-Shelob

Shelob? Here.

[cam picks up both-eye blink times two] So, I have this late public service announcement? Please explain.

One of the things my company does is crunch numbers for people. The local hospitals asked us to tabulate some files (with patient identifiers removed to preserve HIPAA) and figure out some data about recent emergencies. I didn't see most of the project, but GOOD GRIEF! A lot of people fell compared to normal. I stayed awake working imagining someone calling up Google Earth and seeing lots of soles of feet sticking up all over Northern Virginia. I didn't bother putting anything but  soles in the graphic I just made [upload] but this is still somewhat funny. Please! Everyone! Give your local hospital less work to do! Be careful! Sound advice at all times, so it is not late. Thank you, Herr D. [disconnect]

Sunday, February 1, 2026

Don't Do It--Don't Rely On The Easy Way; Someone Hopes You Will

 

"Faux News Blinding The World" by Herr D on Paint3d. Letting others do your thinking IS bad for you and any country you could ever live in.-Shelob

[exasperated sigh] Shelob? Here.

[cam picks up hard both-eye blink, pause] I have a topic. Please continue.

Consequences. To?

Everything. This sounds like a long topic.

Not really. Let's start with AI. Ready.

AI doesn't need spell check, but CAN seed spelling errors to make results look human-written. A practice deplorable, but easily possible.

Right. Since AI already knows what everyone likes before they log on, endless content that sounds somewhat new but is completely rehashed and tweaked and fictional can sound like news at any time. You have pointed this out before in-blog.

Yes, but I don't think most people understand that if they don't check their news with a source they don't like, they will not necessarily be listening to news. You have willingly listened to Faux News six times in the last month. For longer than it took to pick up the remote.

There's this guy at work. I'm calling him Dan. He listens to Fox 'News' often. He takes breaks at his computer looking at Kimmel, Colbert, the Last Word, etc. Those are diametrically opposed by party, leaning, bias, and professionalism.

Exactly. He THINKS he's getting balanced coverage. He's not, though. You can present why, right? Faux News is entertainment. So is Kimmel and Colbert. The Last Word is accurate, but does not cover as many topics as a good news source like CNN News. Faux News is less accurate than internet news, which is less accurate than almost any other station's news, which is less accurate than almost any non-tabloid newspaper outside the op-eds, which is less accurate than either wire service.

[pause] Yes, but do you know WHY? No.

Consequences. Please explain.

Faux sicks lawyers on anyone who calls them out. Occasionally they pay settlements like some of their pundits do when they go too far against the wrong set of lawyers paid by those wronged. The net can just disappear anything anyone doesn't like or shift a category in their description and avoid consequences completely. T.V. news can be sued, and most networks will cover those suits, letting everyone know who's lying. Anchors, news crews, and staff are sometimes fired for that. Reporters who fake stories are sometimes essentially blacklisted. They don't chance staying wrong. They might bury a retraction, but they DO submit them. They get too many stories wrong or too many DETAILS wrong, they can be run out, too. And the wire services?

There were three of them but one wasn't accurate enough often enough, so it ended completely. Greater potential consequences correlates to greater accuracy.

Exactly. You have not commented on Minnesota's scandal.

I'm not up on it. I'm more concerned that ICE could have done their job better. I CAN tell you that I know the bulk of the felonies had to have been done by American citizens. That implies that the guilty immigrants were afraid to not go along with the American criminals. How do you know?

Government agencies don't hire foreign nationals without vetting them. They don't give benefits to non-citizens without investigations--like child services, like checking they've filed for residency status, employment or student status checked--that sort of thing. That also tells me that the REAL investigations could have been done by phone, the REAL arrests could have been done by local police with warrants, and with that evidence the REAL authorities could have been superseded by ICE, criminals removed from jail, etc. 

I bet if Noem wanted to help, she COULD have sent ICE agents to do legwork for the local or state police and just never had these issues facing everyone. Of course, that would take someone COMPETENT AT LAW ENFORCEMENT TO THINK OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I don't think she is. Thank you.

Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Make American Government Law-Abiding Again? The Pretti-Good Argument

 

"Pretti-Good Argument" by Herr D. Governor Walz is symbolized as a pirate, no matter whether he has guilt or not. Despite this, he is between the ICE invasion and Minnesotans.-Shelob

When is the government going to start obeying laws again? Make American Government Law-abiding Again? More people in Minnesota have gathered peaceably to protest than showed up for Trump. Dragging praying people off their knees is practically a request for hell on Earth. Fire the clown car, impeach the head clown . . . is it too soon to yell 'Lock HIM up?'