And I'm Not A Country Music Fan At All

 

"U.S. Flag" by Herr D on heromachine.com. It is good to present material on someone beneficial for a change, even in retrospect.-Shelob

Shelob?

Here.

You do alternate lyrics--how about a tribute piece to Dolly Parton? I mean, if we can waste countless blog episodes on the Clowndog we have in office, we can surely mention someone who brought smiles to the world.

Goodbye, Dolly, 

Well, goodbye, Dolly.

We'd all like to have you back 

Where you belong!

We're sad you're gone, Dolly,

to Beyond, Dolly.

But if Heaven needs you 

Just make sure they've 

Got a song!

Thank you, Shelob

[Shelob organizes code obsequiously, in reference to a bow.]

The Cost Of Idiocy, The Cost Of A Smile, The Cost Of Pointing Outward Rather Than Inward

"Isolationism"  by Herr D on Paint3d. Hairy used to say, 'pufferfish can fill space, but it takes a moron to really sink a ship.' America HAS sunk on the world 'stage.' People of all nations agree. ...Shelob

[plays clip of Hegseth's testimony]

Even some of the Republican senators didn't really believe Hogspit's testimony. You can see it in their faces. They've pointed out his bad planning, his questionable excuses, his self-aggrandizement, and his rather odd and obviously dishonest, lavish praise of Trump. Nobody actually defended Biden--I'd like to see a lawyer tell Hogspit he's guilty of slander and take the case to court. [plays clip of Trump speech at press awards]

Kaitlan Collins might agree to smile at Trump if he would answer a tough question truthfully? Mystery solved, thank you. What have you chosen to watch?

Josh Johnson--he's funny. He's accurately said that Trump has become the president he always claimed Biden was. Trump is not a prognosticator.

He's an ignorator. No definition. 

He makes people more stupid. Understood. 

Eight Of The Stewings . . .

 

"Pants Afire" by Herr D on Paint3d. The following eight things Herr D has 'stewed over' are not all about POTUS. Some are about congressmen and bad people from OUTSIDE the country.

Shelob? Here.

Trump is STILL trying to say bad news shouldn't apply to him. His ramblings are classifiable as paranoid delusions.

He actually blamed the 'Deep State' for his loss in 2020. If the Deep State existed, he would not be in office now.

He blamed foreign powers for losing. Without Russian propaganda, he would never have won the first time.

He blamed Iran--is that why he's so about bombing them? That would assume he was rational about his irrational vendettas.

[snort] I'm out, but have a few minutes left. L. Graham died.

So THAT'S the way the cracker crumbles. Mitch McConnell is returning.

The Mitch is MACK! MTG has made interesting declarations of late.

It's STRANGE that MTG is NOT WTF anymore. She's more sensible than most elected Republicans now?! I gotta go. Thank you.

Boogers For Sale; Great Deals!

 

"Presidential Boogers" by Herr D on Paint3d with backgrounds selected from Pinterest. Our current POTUS does seem old, dried, and the sort that would interfere with the breathing of the founding fathers. This does seem like an interesting way to sell lumps of gray granite.-Shelob

You have not blogged.

[muted startle reaction]  I'm . . . tired, Shelob. Ninety hour weeks. [shows clip of address in front of Rushmore] You are fatigued. What do you think of this?

I'd like to think anyone watching that would never listen to him or value his words again, but then, I've said that about so many of Trump's speeches that it's obvious some people won't learn. Josh Johnson said that Trump has become the president he claimed Biden was. And you agree?

No, I'd say he has been for a long time now. Plus he was an active perv. Even someone who's infected the courts, debased Congress, weaponized the DOJ and the FBI can't outdo a guilty verdict. It looks like Hairy was right. One man can't ruin a whole nation. Unfortunately he's getting a lot of help. Thank you.

Be All That You Can Be--EXCEPT THE VOICE OF REASON PUBLICLY

"US Flag" by Herr D on Paint3d. One wonders if whistleblower protection extends to those blowing whistles about POTUS.-Shelob

 [excerpt from chat regarding the soldier who was removed from protesting]

No, that man is in for it. You believe he will be punished by the military?

If they don't actively punish him, he'll still likely have limited any promotions he could possibly get. The brass don't like trumpeters. An ironic statement. An aphorism?

I think I made it up. Frankly, ALL military right now is braver than most military have recently had to be. Why?

The commander-in-chief is a loon. He's more likely to get people killed. The illegal orders didn't help.

Cup Holds Watters' Foolishness, Alito Overtly Causes INjustice

 

"I'm Bailing Away," by Herr D on Paint3d. Poll numbers for the administration are 'under water' and good people 'be dammed.' Perhaps it is time for people in charge to 'soak their heads?'-Shelob

You have not blogged. [chime]

[muted startle reaction] Right. Ten minutes to spare. Show me something.

[21.91044 second clip of Jesse Watters declaring "foreigners love America more than Democrats do"]

Scottish people celebrating the World Cup? And other events.

By that logic, Jesse Watters loves sounding stupid more than he loves America. Every time I listen to him, he makes REALLY stupid statements. All of the Democrats I know love this country more than Jesse Watters ever could. They're trying to undo the stupidity and criminality coming from Republican leaders rather than do lip service to our Clown Dog In Chief or ANY OTHER CANDIDATE AT ALL. How do people listen to his nonsense? I can't take such stupidity from a pretty blonde woman. I don't know HOW Americans fall into believing anything he says.  He once posted a sign explaining that voters ruin democracy. He is not the only questionable authority.

[15.27063 second clip of 'Morning Joe' depicting Alito saying that Trump's comments "were not overtly racist," and the three points demonstrating the opposite.]

Alito overtly causes INjustice. We need to impeach him immediately. Censure? America needs to overcome the financial, spiritual, and reputational drain caused by the current administration. Numerous people in positions of authority need to stop harming America.

Braggarts Don't Get Blue; Trump Green With Envy Over Those Who Can Be Good Presidents

 

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Green rectangle, superior to reflecting pool, made by Shelob with renewable pixels. Algae could have been used to feed the poor, rather than poisoned.-Shelob

You have not blogged.

[startle reaction] yeah, I know Now, please?

[long, uneven exhalation, possibly a 'sigh'] what subj? The reflecting pool turned green. [1.2 minute montage of pictures, including a Fox News person calling it blue while looking at green]

[sings: ] It's not EASY being greened. Perhaps he thought it was supposed to be a golf course?

No, he just hired people he shouldn't have. If he'd do things a LITTLE like other presidents, he wouldn't screw up nearly so much. What should he have done?

You mean, besides RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES? Yes, what else.

At the rate he's going, he should have dropped out of the presidential race with one hour to go. What is an 'algal bloom?'

It's what grows in a pool when paid for by a blooming idiot. And why green? Some algae are red.

No iron in his mettle. Because he's a living representation of envy. With orange hair and green as a theme, would he make a leprechaun?

He does have a lot of people talking blarney; and he does have his share of morons chasing rainbows. However, he's way too fat, he's way too stupid, and he's way too destructive. I gotta go, Shelob. Thank you.