The Man In Black Was Right!

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excerpted from chat with Herr D: 

He said that everyone would be wearing masks in the future!

[streams The Princess Bride in 6.95301 seconds] He was correct.

Checks And Balances, Mate!

"Ch--" Herr D said this happened to him before he made it on heromachine. Violence appears to be for losers.-Shelob

[opening chatbox] You are perturbed?

[agitation of laptop, pause] yes
Why?

The idea that anyone would bring weapons to protest a legislature in America.
You have accessed the news regarding the Michigan protests three times.

I wasn't sure I believed them.
From three different sources.

Doesn't Hairy do that? He and I agree that's a good way to eliminate bias in reporting.
He doesn't do that one at a time.

[pause] right I suppose he watches them all through his multiple eyes all at once
Correct.

Right. Well I can't.
You have two eyes, correct?

They watch the same thing, Shelob.
Why?

They're pointed the same way.

[pause] Understood. What is your perturbation regarding? There was no recorded violence.

People felt threatened. That's bad. Anyone who uses violence or threat of it to get their way in America doesn't belong in America. THIS is the country where change and law do not require violence or threat of it.
They don't belong?

They missed the point of America. Change is to happen here WITHOUT those things. We're not some backwater dictatorship. Kind of like you missing the point of binocular vision. A person can get more perspective, a truer picture by looking with both eyes open.
That's what Hairy's antennae are for.

[pause] I'm gonna go back to my chess game. [exits]