Tuesday, December 16, 2014

DGMEP#2: Hairy Thanks You In Advance For Your Assistance

[pinging noise]

Search mode has begun in high priority. Hairy may require assistance returning. Should you happen to see what will seem to be a Caucasian male with brown hair and brown eyes, acting oddly, whisper "differential geosynchronous magnetic escape plan number two." As always, when asked what you said, shake your head and claim you were remembering something someone said earlier. Should you be interrogated, you remember seeing a dark blue or black hooded zip-up jacket on what you think was a male but aren't sure. Avoid repeating this message in front of people with short hair, badges, bulges in front of coat, or people wearing anything over their ears.

Thank you for your assistance. [disconnect]

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