Is There A Post-Doctorate Theoretical Exobiologist On The Net?

[transmission begins] It would appear that the protein balance is unequal once again. Plankton HAS been noted to alter in nutritional value with sharp temperature change. The evidence is clear. Hairy is SINGING again. [turns on microphone inside lair]

[semi-rhythmic undulations of tentacles] Well, the weather up there is frightful,
But down he-ere-re it's so delightful.
SINCE THE MEN IN BLACK DON'T KNOO-OOW . . . [gill spasm]
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! [rapid intake in preparation of resumption accompanied by multiple belches]

[deactivates microphone] If there is perhaps in our audience a marine biologist with knowledge of cold-weather organic chemistry, the physics of carbon-silicon oscillation with respect to non-Euclidean shapes, and elementary exobiology, please comment and include your e-mail address. Discussion with you about oxygen narcosis and hypothermic invigoration might be helpful.

Thank you.