Friday, February 26, 2016

Hairy And His Zen Are Safe From Strobing, Prying Eyes, Not Safe From Typos

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Hairy has been located. His request, from the nearest computer to his temporary lair, was to upload his blog attempt. Suitbots are en route.

[upload from Hairy's borrowed terminal, blind operation means his body language will not be interpreted, blog function was inactive, so more errors likely present]

Okay, so I fouind a raincoat and dish gloves too put onn insideout to protect the keybord. WHile Shelob is trakking my position with the IPS #, I will attemp to anser a question a journalist posed to Hillary Clinton that I saw on the t.v. outside my temporary lair.

Journalist asked HC why stuff sticks to her and not Trump. This is where journalist and HC failed to be properly Zen. 'Stuff sticking to' a candidate is reflective of there supporters, not themselves.
To explain, think of HC"s image and Trump's image. HC is known for accomplishments and self-admit mistakes and husband's scandal. Trump is known for feelings he causes.

She is seen as a 'workhorse.' He has a popular personality. Her mistakes have been disected for decads. His are much less known and much less carred abowt. Because she IS a record of work and he IS a record of what is liked abowt him.

How does it happen that sometimes irrelevancies like personality overshadow capability?

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Monday, February 15, 2016

Transmission Critical, Suitbots One Through Three Possibly Malfunctioning

E.D.G.A.R. suitbot #1 please report. Sensors have not detected your location.
E.D.G.A.R. suitbot #2 please amend protocols. Your location is changing. Perhaps you are located on a vehicle.
E.D.G.A.R. suitbot #3 please attain socially acceptable lodging or hide. Your behavioral module diagnostic appears to have been insufficiently calibrated.

Friday, February 5, 2016

Hairy's Very Sorry . . .

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Hairy is beginning to experience his semi-annual logarithmic-revolution-relation time dilation phenomenon linked to the paradoxical nature of the technology which was used / is in use / will perhaps be in use / will perhaps have been used for his intended emigration from Earth. He is time-strobing too erratically to be recorded with any accuracy. Uncertain how long this will continue. E.D.G.A.R. suits have been deployed for collection should he return. His last decipherable comment was that he "regretted being unavailable to callously comment concerning the raucous caucus cock-ups." 

Updates and perhaps autoblogging to follow.

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