Hairy's Very Sorry . . .

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Hairy is beginning to experience his semi-annual logarithmic-revolution-relation time dilation phenomenon linked to the paradoxical nature of the technology which was used / is in use / will perhaps be in use / will perhaps have been used for his intended emigration from Earth. He is time-strobing too erratically to be recorded with any accuracy. Uncertain how long this will continue. E.D.G.A.R. suits have been deployed for collection should he return. His last decipherable comment was that he "regretted being unavailable to callously comment concerning the raucous caucus cock-ups." 

Updates and perhaps autoblogging to follow.

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