King Of Extortionists: Epstein Requires Tribute After His Death

 

"I Never WHINE, Dink," by Herr D on Paint3d. A profound visual depiction of character, and one reason it can't be assassinated.-Shelob

Please comment upon the following: [shows recent Vance tweet]

[snort] Just because someone IS a character, doesn't mean they HAVE character. You can't assassinate something that doesn't exist. And I gotta say, there's nothing so absurd as this VP and his boss. Anything else?

Yeah, if the Epstein files are released, then the book will be too. If our stupid prez sues, then the Epstein files will be subpoenaed as evidence. How do like that? Epstein is extorting our prez AFTER HE DIED. Talk about a vengeful spirit! Thank you.

Herr D Suggests Simply Reversing Every Insult From Trump As Accuracy Check

 

"Sign Of The Times," by Herr D on Paint3d. This formula correlates well.-Shelob

[chime] You have been snorting.

Well, yes--does anybody believe ANY of this nonsense? Uncertain of quantities. Seventeen positive responses catalogued and noted.

17 out of? Three thousand one hundred forty-nine views. Five hundred six expressed disbelief and the rest did not respond.

That's what, a half a percent? That's so many I'm disappointed. Please elaborate. 

Believing that Obama and his ilk are treasonous, or that THEY somehow hid the Epstein files and yet used them to ruin Trump's presidency, or that 'deep state operatives' somehow are still ruining the country? I'm sorry, but that's pretty gullible. Perhaps people who have such simplistic loyalty need a simpler frame of reference?

Yeah, sure. Can you provide one?

Yeah, everything Trump accuses others of, they are really reflexive of HIM. He is becoming less popular? (Taylor Swift)

More people have booed him than any other president since Hoover. He is crooked? (Hillary Clinton)

Bribes for influence, yep. He is treasonous?

He DID take an oath to protect the Constitution, and he's been violating that since day one. He is a 'shortie?' (Rubio)

? A genitalia reference.

[snort] Stormy Daniels said so. He is a creep? (Epstein)

I've always thought so, even before he crept up on Hillary during one of the debates. Your formulaic principle seems to apply evenly.

Yep. I gotta go make dinner. [exits] Perhaps he is correct. More data will be examined. Thank you.

"Colbert Will Be Missed; Guess Who WON'T Be" Says Herr D

"Money Against Truth" by Herr D on Paint3d. Cowardice is working against truth-tellers.-Shelob

 [wordless sound, italicsbot category: angry vocalization] They knocked off Colbert! Those cowards![chime] Ready to blog?

YES! Colbert was worth keeping for another eleven years! Our low-life president wasn't worth electing the FIRST FOUR. If you were like that . . . low-life, but somehow smart enough to be on the side you are on, what would you say?

I'd probably come up with a stupid-sounding, derogatory nickname for them, like 'those Paramount Cowards.' Then I'd misspell half a dozen words in another stupid-sounding, lying tweet and make another set of lies and stupid claims. Perhaps as you are not so morally or intellectually bankrupt, you could make a prediction.

[sudden intake of breath, italicsbot category: gasp] Okay--Colbert will be missed; guess who WON'T be! titlebot will not be busy today. [shows tweet] Your opinion of Gutfeld?

He's not even FUNNY, much less correct. He's as big a waste of time as is found on t.v. Thank you.

Retract This Error, And Perhaps The Platform

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Relevant icons selected by Shelob. Herr D has not measured correctly, nor cut deeply enough.-Shelob

 Herr D is not the most aware mathematician. On Juneteenth he declared that Republicans had cost his family $38,000.00 over the period of W.'s term. He should have declared $244,000.00, as the largest amount, the value of their home being devalued, was not included. The Democratic side did repair the economic issues related to the 'housing bubble' that caused that devaluation, and so restored $189,000.00 for a net loss of $55,000,00 including home equity. He also forgot to include how much more he has paid in taxes under Republicans. As he has forbidden access to IRS databases, that estimate will not be provided to you.

Thank you for your attention to this retraction.

Counting The Minutes, The Votes, The Elected Unreelectables . . .

 

"Way To Count" by Herr D on Paint3d. Republicans are counting in odd ways.-Shelob

You have not blogged.

[startle reaction] Ah. No, I was just calming down after work. Chess seems to do that for you. Are you ready to blog?

I'm sorry--I've just needed a break. All the prices have gone up and my company didn't give me the cost-of-living raise. And I've realized our medical insurance rates for this year went up too.

I may have to work EVEN MORE HOURS to make ends meet. That is undesirable. Your health has already declined.

y Perhaps a less stressful topic?

[snort] What? Three pundits have pointed out that major networks are required to spend equal time to candidates, major parties, etc. Is there any suggestion you would make?

[laughter] Yes, actually. Every report should include in that equal time, the amount of corrections required to make things true. The amount of mistakes, delusions, propaganda, and outright lies shouldn't be the only things included in that time. The time it takes to EXPLAIN why that stuff was misleading or what of it isn't really right or true and how we know that should be included. With that plan, they may run out of stories to tell about the Democratic party.

[laughter] I somehow think they won't mind, since they'll be mentioned in the fact-checking. That is possible. Thank you.

Herr D Is "Proud Of Each And Every American Protestor That Stayed Non-violent And Law-abiding" [Est.: 99.991%]

"Leaf," stock photo from public site. While turning away from poison tree, flutter dramatically and settle peaceably to grow a future measures better than the old one.-Shelob

 Shelob?! 

Here.

I want EVERYONE to know that I am proud of each and every protestor that stayed non-violent and law-abiding. It's not every day that I CAN be proud of such a clear majority of people doing ANY particular activity that I know about. Keep up the good work.

As a side note, maybe those of you good at keeping running totals could figure out how much MAGA has cost yourselves, your community?

We do need a next step. He IS very sensitive about money. His failures so far might be a salient point in changing our future away from what he wants. Before Trump, during the W. era, Republicans cost my family over $38,000.00 over the course of 8 years that I know about. Some of the groundwork for those losses was laid as early as the 1980's. I AM less apprised of how much Trump has cost me. 

Anyway, good luck, God bless, and keep it up, people!

Donald SLUMP: Boost; Pundits "Had Better Not Be Completely Right" Says Herr D; Hairy WAS Right

 

"Boost," by Herr D on Paint3d. If you wouldn't do well at something, why want someone like you to do it?--Shelob

[watching clip for third time] mmp? [opening chatbox on screen below newsclip, resizing youtube window] You are confused?

[agitation of laptop, heart rate spikes momentarily] Shelob??! DON'T DO THAT. You keep startling me. Sound a ringtone or something. [sounds ringtone] [reaches for phone] Like this?

[smaller startle reaction, brings hand back to keyboard] yes [pause] at home--at work, make it a blinking light on my cursor unless I'm on break. [pauses youtube window] Okay. You were confused?

What? Oh, yeh.  These pundits, they say that Democrats shouldn't sound like they are college grads talking to college grads. They might be partly right, but they better not be completely right. What do you mean?

America wasn't developed by farmers. It was developed by plantation owners--college grads. America wasn't improved and updated (amended) by tradesmen; it was updated by elected people, mostly former lawyers--COLLEGE GRADS. So if someone's going to be elected and know what they're doing, it's probably going to be? College grads.

Exactly. Would you tell a garbage collector who's not held a pen for a week or learned to type to ghost-write the autobiography of your favorite human being? No. 

Would you tell a Wall-Street-investor who's never seen livestock in person to slop your hogs and think it could go right?  No.

Would you tell a deaf bricklayer with severe dyslexia and memory problems to write a contract? No. 

Would you tell a felon to command a nation of laws? No, but American voters did.

Yeah, I hope they've learned their lesson. That bad decision has cost us too much already. And it WILL cost us more. TRUMP IS TOO STUPID TO DO THIS COUNTRY RIGHT, AND IF HE WERE SMART ENOUGH, HE WOULDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO ADMIT WHAT HE'D DONE WRONG. He's also not decent enough a human being to resign from a job he shouldn't have been given. I'm going to go get some Tylenol. [locator notes laptop being placed on desk, mic detects Herr D standing from couch and walking away] America may have gotten too used to hiring the wrong people for jobs. Hairy addressed this issue on 6/1/16. It appears he was correct. [exits]