Tearing Down And 'Pigeoning' On, Just Prez 'Giving Of Himself' Says Herr D

 

"He Came In Like A Wrecking Ball" by Herr D on Paint3d. Presidents act in the way they wish to be remembered, according to presidential history experts. This does not bode well for America.-Shelob

[opening chatbox in middle of spreadsheet] You have not blogged.

[startle reaction, adjusts chair to block screen from cubicle's entrance] Not now! [enters algorithm into spreadsheet to simplify process using integrals, interpolation, truncation, and situational addition] Label this column and bottom rows.

[startle reaction] Did you just--how did you make this work in Excel? Borrowed machine language insert. Excel can 'only' work with result. Functions not available otherwise due to style not match errors.

And this will keep working? Only in your presence with this laptop. It took longer to hide it from your security protocols. Your IT department does not want clever coding outside of itself.

[deep smile detected by camera] Conflict of interest. This is done through -- TOMORROW. What do you want? You have not blogged.

[snicker] Okay. What topic? Please choose between destruction of East Wing and following gif. [displays gif where Trump as fighter pilot drops excrement on 'No Kings' protestors]

[snort] Those are really the same thing. Please define. 

The current prez has no respect for America, its people, history, traditions, or even the job he was elected to. This is not a surprise. He's probably trying to get murdered at this point. Many people believe that's the only way he'd get to heaven. He must have had help putting that gif together. It is beyond his skill level and AI is not so specifically directable at his skill level either.

[snort] It's just him giving of himself and messing up everything he can. Thank you.

'No Kings' Crowd Size Can't Be Beat, Points Out Shelob

 

"Elected Republicans" by Herr D on Paint3d. Luck and good weather wished to the protesters. Trump CAN say this is the biggest crowd size about a president in history, can't he?-Shelob

I'm unable to march with the "No Kings" movement. Childcare, paperwork regarding an appeal fighting her Medicaid cuts, a sick spouse, and excessive fatigue from my seventy-hour workweek are holding me down. In honor of the fact that my littlest got into the Honor Society, I'm making a few suggestions for people who haven't figured out what to put on their signs yet.

No Hate From OUR Side / Love America, Dump Trump / Say 'ICE, Play Nice' / Land I Love, Leaders I Don't / Govt Closed Around Empty Hearts / Keep Health Care / Dems The Good Ones / Release The Epstein Files / America Wants Trump Resigned / Stop Persecution, Vote Down Trump Supporters / More Humans, Less Homans / Lock HIM Up / Want Justice? Can You Wait 3 Years?

Cents We Spoke Last . . .

 

"Clock" from auction site. Herr D is obviously rushed, but his opinions are still sensible.-Shelob

You have not blogged.

[startle reaction] Oh. Hi. Been busy. [exhalation] What should I cover? Comey's indictment.

Back when there were more competent FBI, NSA, military intelligence agents and IG's and a competent leader in the Justice Department, they couldn't find anything. So, if they find anything now, they must have faked it. If the judges don't let Comey go, then we need to protest. ICE, National Guard in multiple cities.

They better watch themselves! The 'I was only following orders' defense don't cut it. They could be prosecuted. Trump won't be around to pardon them forever. Trump helped end Hamas hostage negotiation. MTG is for releasing the Epstein files.

Hamas was losing so badly they should've given up sooner. They're probably laughing, though bitterly, every time they hear Trump getting praise for it. They want him in office more than Russia does by now. MTG had to have at least ONE sensible opinion. I'm glad I lived to hear it. Trump did not win the Nobel prize.

[snort] Didn't win the 'sur-prize' either. I expected that. He now wishes to fix the economy by stopping penny production.

[pause] Well, we knew he wished no one had cents enough to oppose him. You have a more profound plan to fix the economy?

Yes. All he and Vance and his cabinet have to do is write 'I resign' on a piece of paper and sign it. The rest of the country might heal from their stupidity in less than a year.  Thank you.

March, Herr D, March

"Aim Higher" by Herr D on Paint3d. Yet again failed leadership is leading the wrong way.-Shelob

 MILITARY PERSONNEL:  PLEASE ENJOY CADENCE CALL, WRITTEN BY HERR D, PERFORMED BY HERR D AND SHELOB

Chump and Hogspit failed at Zoom; Brought the gen'rals to one room.

Chump and Hogspit sound alike--Neither one can rock a mike.

Hogspit don't know where it's at; Chump's the one who is too fat.

Stupid, sex-starved, rude, and crude, Chump can't speak he's too unglued.

Chump fails economics tests; WE ALREADY ARE THE BEST!

Battle-tested, battle-tried-- He don't fight--he's tariff-eyed.

No more women warriors roam; Put that anger in our home.

Don't SOUND off, one-two.

Don't SOUND off, three-four.

Don't SOUND off, OR THERE'S THE DOOR!

Kimmel Was More Correct Than Most Realize

 

"I'm BAILING Away" by Herr D on Paint3d. Many still do not understand that right wing extremists far outnumber the left wing extremists, and many still do not accept that both extremes are too much alike, use the same tactics, etc.-Shelob

[watches clip in chatbox a third time] Well . . . Your emotional valences are not aligned.

What? Thermal readings from camera indicate style not match error.

[pause]  I detected something wrong. What did you detect?

Well, the whole thing is off, but Kimmel got in trouble for saying things that weren't insensitive to Charlie Kirk's family at all. The conservatives, especially the fervent ones, still say that the comments were insensitive and inflammatory. Even now that their cancelling technique didn't work. No style not match error in Kimmel's comments.

[agitation under laptop] EXACTLY! They were mad because Kimmel CORRECTLY GROUPED THEM. They have a LOT in common with the assassin. Please enumerate.

? Please list with numbers.

[pause] 1. Depth of feeling; 2. The notion that the ends justify the means; 3. The feeling that nothing besides going too far will ever work. (Magnified frustration); 4. Feeling hated by certain others; 5. Repeated and chronic exposure to (online especially) demonization of the other side; 6. Repeated and chronic exposure to (online especially) false notions about those on the other side . . . Any more?

That's all for now. Clearly the 'MAGAverse' was offended because Kimmel was right. Even though this guy might have thought he was against them, he really DID have a lot in common with them.  Do you have any idea why people are not believing the lie that there are more left-wing extremists than right-wing?

Well, they know the stereotype that left-wing extremists want no one to have guns. Right-wing extremists have been shooting people and blowing them up since before the abortion clinic bombings of the '80's. That lie is just too stupid. Thank you.

Cruz Left Carr Behind; Shutting Down The Drive Is A Non-Starter

 

"Legal Lemming" by Herr D on Paint3d. Carr has acted in an unethical fashion, if not illegally. Ted Cruz called him out. Opinions may need revision, but only if consistent behavior emerges to improve the paradigm imposed by Trump and Trump's clown car cabinet.

[chatbox interrupt] Kimmel should return Tuesday.

[cam picks up fist pump] Maybe someone read the writing on the wall? Yes.

It's A Cold Shot, Again

 

"U.S. Flag" by Herr D on Paint3d. Violence is not the appropriate method of any change for an American. It is, however, acceptable for stupid people.-Shelob

You have not blogged.

[startle reaction] Is it that time already? Please address the murder of Charlie Kirk. 'Does it count as an assassination?'

[snort] I don't CARE if it counts as anything but murder. Murdering Jesus ensured Christianity would endure. That means NO ONE WHO HATES PEOPLE SHOULD JUST MURDER THEM. They'll make them martyrs to whatever cause they championed. So, only stupid people murder out of hate, right? What about your feelings on it as an event?

Some stupid person murdered someone. It's tragic for his family. You do not regret it personally?

I regret ANY murder. I regret more that anyone felt so hated by him or his followers or his chosen leader that they welcomed this murder. That means hate won. Hate can win?

Unfortunately. [stands up, walks away from computer]