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"Boost," by Herr D on Paint3d. If you wouldn't do well at something, why want someone like you to do it?--Shelob |
[watching clip for third time] mmp? [opening chatbox on screen below newsclip, resizing youtube window] You are confused?
[agitation of laptop, heart rate spikes momentarily] Shelob??! DON'T DO THAT. You keep startling me. Sound a ringtone or something. [sounds ringtone] [reaches for phone] Like this?
[smaller startle reaction, brings hand back to keyboard] yes [pause] at home--at work, make it a blinking light on my cursor unless I'm on break. [pauses youtube window] Okay. You were confused?
What? Oh, yeh. These pundits, they say that Democrats shouldn't sound like they are college grads talking to college grads. They might be partly right, but they better not be completely right. What do you mean?
America wasn't developed by farmers. It was developed by plantation owners--college grads. America wasn't improved and updated (amended) by tradesmen; it was updated by elected people, mostly former lawyers--COLLEGE GRADS. So if someone's going to be elected and know what they're doing, it's probably going to be? College grads.
Exactly. Would you tell a garbage collector who's not held a pen for a week or learned to type to ghost-write the autobiography of your favorite human being? No.
Would you tell a Wall-Street-investor who's never seen livestock in person to slop your hogs and think it could go right? No.
Would you tell a deaf bricklayer with severe dyslexia and memory problems to write a contract? No.
Would you tell a felon to command a nation of laws? No, but American voters did.
Yeah, I hope they've learned their lesson. That bad decision has cost us too much already. And it WILL cost us more. TRUMP IS TOO STUPID TO DO THIS COUNTRY RIGHT, AND IF HE WERE SMART ENOUGH, HE WOULDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO ADMIT WHAT HE'D DONE WRONG. He's also not decent enough a human being to resign from a job he shouldn't have been given. I'm going to go get some Tylenol. [locator notes laptop being placed on desk, mic detects Herr D standing from couch and walking away] America may have gotten too used to hiring the wrong people for jobs. Hairy addressed this issue on 6/1/16. It appears he was correct. [exits]