Stupidity Vaccine Only Theoretical: Other Vaccines Being Defeated By Dunces

 

"Isolationism" by Herr D on Paint3d. RFK Jr. is one of the best representatives of natural stupidity in the era of artificial intelligence. Instead of falsifying physicals and encouraging an idiot to fire experts, the president should consult a research doctor?-Shelob

"our enemies are watching this with glee knowing that we have no capability to prevent and detect biological attacks on our country"--Dr. Jha

Please make your dissatisfaction known, as one of the current president's apparent idols is already a war criminal. Thank you.

That's Not Really What It Sounds Like . . .

 

"Due Tuesday" by Herr D on Paint3d. Once again, the critics' words ring hollow, and are easily seen through. Our president's close immigrant roots have not taught him history.-Shelob

[opening chatbox window over chess game] Herr D.

[jerking motion, turns to look if anyone can see over or into cubicle, picks up phone to start speaking loudly] No, Bob. This still is not a bank. Please stop calling. [whispers] Shelob?! Don't do this here. My boss knows something's up! You are on break.

Yes, but you're on my work computer. This isn't supposed to be connected to the net! It will not appear so to anyone else.

[camera detects shaking head] Hhhhh. What is it? Please look at following: [opens chatbox inside chatbox, shows 'short' of a talking head declaring that Trump is the only president not descended from slaveowners, and that this is bad news to liberals]

[snickers] Yeah. There's only two problems with that. Two?

First, we aren't to be blamed for our ancestors' actions. Second, Trump's parents are probably not descendants from slaves because they're later immigrants to our nation. So the only bad news to liberals there is that Trump is the only known shameful ancestor in the family. 

But that's bad news to our NATION. Did you lose me my chess game? Returning to your chess game already in progress.

Perhaps Court Martials Will Happen? Accessory To Fraud Is A Crime

 

"Taxease" by Herr D on app known as 'inkpen.'  This app is not yet rated.-Shelob

The problems with the Texas governor?

He's acting very fascist. Instead of a 'lone star' he's a stone-cold liar. I'm sure there are many Texans who are smart enough to want him gone. I just hope they vote him out soon. Your comments on DC?

Well, I took my daughter to the Nat'l Art Gallery. We walked several blocks in perfect safety.  Did you see anything amiss?

I nodded at a man in camo in a food truck line. He couldn't meet my eyes. Obviously, at least one member of those deployed does not approve of their current mission.

I approve of him taking a break and sampling foreign food cooked by immigrants. Paying for the privilege. Yeah. Did your company's project prove anything about crime incidence?

There was no project. I pointed out we could glean data from Uber and Doordash to verify crime stats. Did you?

There are a few neighborhoods that police don't go into without heavy backup. But no one ELSE is being sent in there. So it's all a fraud, just like we thought. Thank you.

Combatant-In-Chief

"Combatant-In-Chief" by Herr D on Paint3d. The president's popularity IS still dropping.-Shelob

[Herr D was unwilling to directly comment--this app accessing his art therapy and recorded words]

 --good Lord

[7 second pause] GOOD LORD! 

They Can Make America Great Again BY RESIGNING, Says Herr D

 

"I'm BAILING Away," by Herr D on Paint3d. The cabinet may be at the level of their boss.-Shelob

I'm still waiting to hear about those lawsuits for false arrest. Noem's behind arresting a senator, a judge or two, and why is the dingbat still there? She is about as stupid as RFK and McMahon. We have a Sec'y of Education who doesn't know history and can't face facts and doesn't know what AI is, a 'roid-addled moron who sounds like he still has a worm in his brain trying to kill us by taking our vaccines away, and a Homeland Security Head who manages to put more thought into playing stupid dress-up games than she does in ACTUAL security and can't find a criminal on the street because she's blinded by the ones she serves with and for. Dear God, she looks like she has fat lips from being socked in the mouth. You may be waiting a long time.

[sigh] I KNOW. But at least I'm busy. They're trying to take away my kid's Medicaid again. I have a lot of forms to fill out. Taking care away from disabled children. Another example of why you are displeased with the current administration?

They can take their fake theocracy somewhere else. They can make America great again by resigning. Thank you.