Tearing Down And 'Pigeoning' On, Just Prez 'Giving Of Himself' Says Herr D

 

"He Came In Like A Wrecking Ball" by Herr D on Paint3d. Presidents act in the way they wish to be remembered, according to presidential history experts. This does not bode well for America.-Shelob

[opening chatbox in middle of spreadsheet] You have not blogged.

[startle reaction, adjusts chair to block screen from cubicle's entrance] Not now! [enters algorithm into spreadsheet to simplify process using integrals, interpolation, truncation, and situational addition] Label this column and bottom rows.

[startle reaction] Did you just--how did you make this work in Excel? Borrowed machine language insert. Excel can 'only' work with result. Functions not available otherwise due to style not match errors.

And this will keep working? Only in your presence with this laptop. It took longer to hide it from your security protocols. Your IT department does not want clever coding outside of itself.

[deep smile detected by camera] Conflict of interest. This is done through -- TOMORROW. What do you want? You have not blogged.

[snicker] Okay. What topic? Please choose between destruction of East Wing and following gif. [displays gif where Trump as fighter pilot drops excrement on 'No Kings' protestors]

[snort] Those are really the same thing. Please define. 

The current prez has no respect for America, its people, history, traditions, or even the job he was elected to. This is not a surprise. He's probably trying to get murdered at this point. Many people believe that's the only way he'd get to heaven. He must have had help putting that gif together. It is beyond his skill level and AI is not so specifically directable at his skill level either.

[snort] It's just him giving of himself and messing up everything he can. Thank you.

'No Kings' Crowd Size Can't Be Beat, Points Out Shelob

 

"Elected Republicans" by Herr D on Paint3d. Luck and good weather wished to the protesters. Trump CAN say this is the biggest crowd size about a president in history, can't he?-Shelob

I'm unable to march with the "No Kings" movement. Childcare, paperwork regarding an appeal fighting her Medicaid cuts, a sick spouse, and excessive fatigue from my seventy-hour workweek are holding me down. In honor of the fact that my littlest got into the Honor Society, I'm making a few suggestions for people who haven't figured out what to put on their signs yet.

No Hate From OUR Side / Love America, Dump Trump / Say 'ICE, Play Nice' / Land I Love, Leaders I Don't / Govt Closed Around Empty Hearts / Keep Health Care / Dems The Good Ones / Release The Epstein Files / America Wants Trump Resigned / Stop Persecution, Vote Down Trump Supporters / More Humans, Less Homans / Lock HIM Up / Want Justice? Can You Wait 3 Years?

Cents We Spoke Last . . .

 

"Clock" from auction site. Herr D is obviously rushed, but his opinions are still sensible.-Shelob

You have not blogged.

[startle reaction] Oh. Hi. Been busy. [exhalation] What should I cover? Comey's indictment.

Back when there were more competent FBI, NSA, military intelligence agents and IG's and a competent leader in the Justice Department, they couldn't find anything. So, if they find anything now, they must have faked it. If the judges don't let Comey go, then we need to protest. ICE, National Guard in multiple cities.

They better watch themselves! The 'I was only following orders' defense don't cut it. They could be prosecuted. Trump won't be around to pardon them forever. Trump helped end Hamas hostage negotiation. MTG is for releasing the Epstein files.

Hamas was losing so badly they should've given up sooner. They're probably laughing, though bitterly, every time they hear Trump getting praise for it. They want him in office more than Russia does by now. MTG had to have at least ONE sensible opinion. I'm glad I lived to hear it. Trump did not win the Nobel prize.

[snort] Didn't win the 'sur-prize' either. I expected that. He now wishes to fix the economy by stopping penny production.

[pause] Well, we knew he wished no one had cents enough to oppose him. You have a more profound plan to fix the economy?

Yes. All he and Vance and his cabinet have to do is write 'I resign' on a piece of paper and sign it. The rest of the country might heal from their stupidity in less than a year.  Thank you.

March, Herr D, March

"Aim Higher" by Herr D on Paint3d. Yet again failed leadership is leading the wrong way.-Shelob

 MILITARY PERSONNEL:  PLEASE ENJOY CADENCE CALL, WRITTEN BY HERR D, PERFORMED BY HERR D AND SHELOB

Chump and Hogspit failed at Zoom; Brought the gen'rals to one room.

Chump and Hogspit sound alike--Neither one can rock a mike.

Hogspit don't know where it's at; Chump's the one who is too fat.

Stupid, sex-starved, rude, and crude, Chump can't speak he's too unglued.

Chump fails economics tests; WE ALREADY ARE THE BEST!

Battle-tested, battle-tried-- He don't fight--he's tariff-eyed.

No more women warriors roam; Put that anger in our home.

Don't SOUND off, one-two.

Don't SOUND off, three-four.

Don't SOUND off, OR THERE'S THE DOOR!