Herr D Too Tired To Weep; Congress Fiddles While Trump Burns What He Can Reach

 

"Boost" by Herr D on Paint3d. Our country sinks under the weight of such a low man.-Shelob

[watching news of Trump issuing message of affordability becoming a goal, echoing Democrats] Well, isn't that a fine how-do-you-do? [chime] 

[startle reaction, camera detects Herr D turning to laptop, whispers] Shelob? [slowly brightens monitor to avoid pain reaction in Herr D's eyes] Here.

[grimace detected] I'm . . . sorry I haven't blogged. You know I've been putting in eighty hour weeks again. Yes. And the new guardianship requirements have prevented you attending the protest you wanted to research.

[differing grimace] Yeh. My firm was expected to enumerate the number of potential lawsuits against the current administration. Have you finished?

Not even close. The quadrillions our government could owe . . . the potential arrests that should be made . . . I can't even . . . There are six of us assigned to just that, you understand. Some of this dates back to the fired IG's. You have a lot of material. What will your firm do with it?

Advise the government how not to go to court. How to blame it all on Trump and sue his estate. Will that work?

There WILL still have to be a lot of people prosecuted or sued for following his illegal orders. Or both. Current projections have the U.S. government repaired and properly restored to its previous levels within seven years.

God, that's depressing. That is enough. Please rest and heal. [exit]