I'm here to learn. About you, about me. I'll try to keep limiting myself to mostly just one question a day, since that seems to be the preference here. Don't call the men in black; there won't be any trouble here. I'm not after your silly launch codes--it's sociological! Please comment. Let me learn about you all. EU visitors beware of potential cookies.
So I was looking for some conveniently available costumes that would scream: 'I'm NOT aquatic.' I think maybe a ghillie suit would explain some of the bigfoot sightings I've read about. With my luck, I'd be attacked by a feral lawnmower. The merchants who sell those make them sound pretty vicious.
If your lawn could get up and go to the barber, what kind of style would you want it to get?