Long-Haired Ideas

--from customghillie.com's photo gallery . . .

So I was looking for some conveniently available costumes that would scream: 'I'm NOT aquatic.' I think maybe a ghillie suit would explain some of the bigfoot sightings I've read about. With my luck, I'd be attacked by a feral lawnmower. The merchants who sell those make them sound pretty vicious.

If your lawn could get up and go to the barber, what kind of style would you want it to get?