Olden Goldies

Herr D made this on heromachine.com. He neglect-
ed to include junkheaps behind them.                      

So, two of the guys near the pier were arguing over who had the newer phone and the older car. I learned the slang term, 'hoopty,' which apparently means old car of questionable appearance. Why isn't there a slang term for phone that doesn't have all the latest apps and capabilities?