Their Greatest Accomplishment

Herr D assures me that human brains CANNOT be reimplanted.
He therefore must mean bipartisans who have had strokes after
arguing too much. --Hairy Deewon                                                  

There are times when I am surprised that America's Capitol building doesn't split in half physically from top to bottom like this story I just read: "The Fall Of The House Of Usher."  Of course, sometimes I'm even more amazed that anything was ever accomplished in the history of passing the buck bills.

What would you say has been the greatest accomplishment of Congress? I would have said raising their own pay. Any other people doing that would have gotten in a lot of trouble.