A New Plan, Just In Case

 

"Special Delivery" by Herr D on heromachine.com.

The REDACTED declared that Obama should not have performed the bailout.

Obama didn't go far enough. Explain.

When he bailed out the banks, he should have said--we're bailing you out, but since we're doing it at taxpayer expense, we're giving your bank to the taxpayers. I'm sure the DNC or the SEC or some other more appropriate government body could declare how many people--45, 56, etc., people should manage it. Then they go to the Unemployment offices and say "who've ya got?" These would be government jobs?

Nope. Public trust. As soon as it's set up, the gov should step out.  How would the public be paid its profit?

Tax reduction. Everyone gets an equal share against their taxes. These unemployed get to be heroic managers in a reverse lobby. The government told them to do well in business. You came up with something that Obama did not.

Well, he was a genius and all, but I wasn't under the kind of pressure he was. And you can't innovate to a schedule. Perhaps this plan should be considered for next time.

That's what you're publishing these for, Shelob. Correct.