Hairy And His Zen Are Safe From Strobing, Prying Eyes, Not Safe From Typos

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Hairy has been located. His request, from the nearest computer to his temporary lair, was to upload his blog attempt. Suitbots are en route.

[upload from Hairy's borrowed terminal, blind operation means his body language will not be interpreted, blog function was inactive, so more errors likely present]

Okay, so I fouind a raincoat and dish gloves too put onn insideout to protect the keybord. WHile Shelob is trakking my position with the IPS #, I will attemp to anser a question a journalist posed to Hillary Clinton that I saw on the t.v. outside my temporary lair.

Journalist asked HC why stuff sticks to her and not Trump. This is where journalist and HC failed to be properly Zen. 'Stuff sticking to' a candidate is reflective of there supporters, not themselves.
To explain, think of HC"s image and Trump's image. HC is known for accomplishments and self-admit mistakes and husband's scandal. Trump is known for feelings he causes.

She is seen as a 'workhorse.' He has a popular personality. Her mistakes have been disected for decads. His are much less known and much less carred abowt. Because she IS a record of work and he IS a record of what is liked abowt him.

How does it happen that sometimes irrelevancies like personality overshadow capability?

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Transmission Critical, Suitbots One Through Three Possibly Malfunctioning

E.D.G.A.R. suitbot #1 please report. Sensors have not detected your location.
E.D.G.A.R. suitbot #2 please amend protocols. Your location is changing. Perhaps you are located on a vehicle.
E.D.G.A.R. suitbot #3 please attain socially acceptable lodging or hide. Your behavioral module diagnostic appears to have been insufficiently calibrated.
 

Hairy's Very Sorry . . .

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Hairy is beginning to experience his semi-annual logarithmic-revolution-relation time dilation phenomenon linked to the paradoxical nature of the technology which was used / is in use / will perhaps be in use / will perhaps have been used for his intended emigration from Earth. He is time-strobing too erratically to be recorded with any accuracy. Uncertain how long this will continue. E.D.G.A.R. suits have been deployed for collection should he return. His last decipherable comment was that he "regretted being unavailable to callously comment concerning the raucous caucus cock-ups." 

Updates and perhaps autoblogging to follow.

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Is There A Post-Doctorate Theoretical Exobiologist On The Net?

[transmission begins] It would appear that the protein balance is unequal once again. Plankton HAS been noted to alter in nutritional value with sharp temperature change. The evidence is clear. Hairy is SINGING again. [turns on microphone inside lair]

[semi-rhythmic undulations of tentacles] Well, the weather up there is frightful,
But down he-ere-re it's so delightful.
SINCE THE MEN IN BLACK DON'T KNOO-OOW . . . [gill spasm]
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! [rapid intake in preparation of resumption accompanied by multiple belches]

[deactivates microphone] If there is perhaps in our audience a marine biologist with knowledge of cold-weather organic chemistry, the physics of carbon-silicon oscillation with respect to non-Euclidean shapes, and elementary exobiology, please comment and include your e-mail address. Discussion with you about oxygen narcosis and hypothermic invigoration might be helpful.

Thank you.

It's A Hell Day In The Cold

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[random-patterned banging]
Are the glaciers out yet?

Conditions not of ice age.

Well it FEELS that way.

Perhaps it was increase of weather extremes that caused willingness for recent global warming summit. It would appear your prediction that global warming and global cooling would both occur has proven correct. If that is correct, it would appear that your graph of human behavior was an accurate predictor for their species as well.

Yeah, I'm gonna do some laps around the lair. [taps more regular intervals at outer edge of lair]

Readers: it would appear that Hairy is still not used to the idea that sometimes his correctness is noticed. Comments are invited to help Hairy understand this. [transmission ends]

Breaking Baffled

[fifteen minutes of banging, three minutes of tying medbot's wire harness into a knot around a bit of whalebone and tossing it outside the lair.]

HA! [seventeen point oh nine seconds of neuralink access]

So, let me get this straight. A reporter asked Hillary if she was being investigated by the FBI? And she said 'no?' And she's being criticized for that because the reporter had "three intelligence sources?" And "she wouldn't have been told?"

I had begun to think that 'The Kelly File' was put on by good journalists. I have to revise that opinion now.

Let's just forget about whether 150 federal agents might have been investigating Hillary since April without finding anything she could be indicted on. [all-eye roll] Let's just ignore all that for a moment. It may not even be true. Let's examine this from a more objective standpoint.

Less than thirty seconds from declaring that Hillary wouldn't have been told because 'that's not how it works,' the same people are declaring that THEY told Hillary by asking her about it. Then in that same mess of dialogue, they declare that a journalist got THREE sources to declare it was so. So . . .

The F-in' B I, who doesn't discuss ongoing cases, because they are too professional, leaked by or to three different sources that this investigation is going on, AND the direction it's going. To the press. But Hillary's network of people couldn't find this out? And none of them could have found out that it ISN'T true if it isn't with a simple phone call?

O . . . ka- a-y? . . . [confused gesture] So somebody's going to face charges about that leakage, if it's true.

There's something missing. No one is commenting on the fact that Hillary could be facing an executive order or direct legal mandate that she NOT admit it. She WAS a SECRETARY OF STATE. There are going to be things she can't talk about. Maybe the investigation isn't really about HER at ALL. That WOULD account for an apparently incompetent amount of time and money spent on investigating her by an otherwise competent agency that has performed better than most others in the government with an unusual amount of consistency -- very unusual amount of consistency for a GOVERNMENT agency.

How would we know?

We wouldn't. [braces self against lair flap]

Temporary Suspension

Blogging prohibited today per safety protocol. Nuclear test by rogue nation detected. Previous iteration of software based upon notion that blogging is a potential service to deserving aboriginal peoples, such as the human race, if it is not intent on self-destruction.

Hairy will be maintained in dream-state until next appropriate blog time.