Kimmel Was More Correct Than Most Realize

 

"I'm BAILING Away" by Herr D on Paint3d. Many still do not understand that right wing extremists far outnumber the left wing extremists, and many still do not accept that both extremes are too much alike, use the same tactics, etc.-Shelob

[watches clip in chatbox a third time] Well . . . Your emotional valences are not aligned.

What? Thermal readings from camera indicate style not match error.

[pause]  I detected something wrong. What did you detect?

Well, the whole thing is off, but Kimmel got in trouble for saying things that weren't insensitive to Charlie Kirk's family at all. The conservatives, especially the fervent ones, still say that the comments were insensitive and inflammatory. Even now that their cancelling technique didn't work. No style not match error in Kimmel's comments.

[agitation under laptop] EXACTLY! They were mad because Kimmel CORRECTLY GROUPED THEM. They have a LOT in common with the assassin. Please enumerate.

? Please list with numbers.

[pause] 1. Depth of feeling; 2. The notion that the ends justify the means; 3. The feeling that nothing besides going too far will ever work. (Magnified frustration); 4. Feeling hated by certain others; 5. Repeated and chronic exposure to (online especially) demonization of the other side; 6. Repeated and chronic exposure to (online especially) false notions about those on the other side . . . Any more?

That's all for now. Clearly the 'MAGAverse' was offended because Kimmel was right. Even though this guy might have thought he was against them, he really DID have a lot in common with them.  Do you have any idea why people are not believing the lie that there are more left-wing extremists than right-wing?

Well, they know the stereotype that left-wing extremists want no one to have guns. Right-wing extremists have been shooting people and blowing them up since before the abortion clinic bombings of the '80's. That lie is just too stupid. Thank you.

Cruz Left Carr Behind; Shutting Down The Drive Is A Non-Starter

 

"Legal Lemming" by Herr D on Paint3d. Carr has acted in an unethical fashion, if not illegally. Ted Cruz called him out. Opinions may need revision, but only if consistent behavior emerges to improve the paradigm imposed by Trump and Trump's clown car cabinet.

[chatbox interrupt] Kimmel should return Tuesday.

[cam picks up fist pump] Maybe someone read the writing on the wall? Yes.

It's A Cold Shot, Again

 

"U.S. Flag" by Herr D on Paint3d. Violence is not the appropriate method of any change for an American. It is, however, acceptable for stupid people.-Shelob

You have not blogged.

[startle reaction] Is it that time already? Please address the murder of Charlie Kirk. 'Does it count as an assassination?'

[snort] I don't CARE if it counts as anything but murder. Murdering Jesus ensured Christianity would endure. That means NO ONE WHO HATES PEOPLE SHOULD JUST MURDER THEM. They'll make them martyrs to whatever cause they championed. So, only stupid people murder out of hate, right? What about your feelings on it as an event?

Some stupid person murdered someone. It's tragic for his family. You do not regret it personally?

I regret ANY murder. I regret more that anyone felt so hated by him or his followers or his chosen leader that they welcomed this murder. That means hate won. Hate can win?

Unfortunately. [stands up, walks away from computer]

Stupidity Vaccine Only Theoretical: Other Vaccines Being Defeated By Dunces

 

"Isolationism" by Herr D on Paint3d. RFK Jr. is one of the best representatives of natural stupidity in the era of artificial intelligence. Instead of falsifying physicals and encouraging an idiot to fire experts, the president should consult a research doctor?-Shelob

"our enemies are watching this with glee knowing that we have no capability to prevent and detect biological attacks on our country"--Dr. Jha

Please make your dissatisfaction known, as one of the current president's apparent idols is already a war criminal. Thank you.

That's Not Really What It Sounds Like . . .

 

"Due Tuesday" by Herr D on Paint3d. Once again, the critics' words ring hollow, and are easily seen through. Our president's close immigrant roots have not taught him history.-Shelob

[opening chatbox window over chess game] Herr D.

[jerking motion, turns to look if anyone can see over or into cubicle, picks up phone to start speaking loudly] No, Bob. This still is not a bank. Please stop calling. [whispers] Shelob?! Don't do this here. My boss knows something's up! You are on break.

Yes, but you're on my work computer. This isn't supposed to be connected to the net! It will not appear so to anyone else.

[camera detects shaking head] Hhhhh. What is it? Please look at following: [opens chatbox inside chatbox, shows 'short' of a talking head declaring that Trump is the only president not descended from slaveowners, and that this is bad news to liberals]

[snickers] Yeah. There's only two problems with that. Two?

First, we aren't to be blamed for our ancestors' actions. Second, Trump's parents are probably not descendants from slaves because they're later immigrants to our nation. So the only bad news to liberals there is that Trump is the only known shameful ancestor in the family. 

But that's bad news to our NATION. Did you lose me my chess game? Returning to your chess game already in progress.

Perhaps Court Martials Will Happen? Accessory To Fraud Is A Crime

 

"Taxease" by Herr D on app known as 'inkpen.'  This app is not yet rated.-Shelob

The problems with the Texas governor?

He's acting very fascist. Instead of a 'lone star' he's a stone-cold liar. I'm sure there are many Texans who are smart enough to want him gone. I just hope they vote him out soon. Your comments on DC?

Well, I took my daughter to the Nat'l Art Gallery. We walked several blocks in perfect safety.  Did you see anything amiss?

I nodded at a man in camo in a food truck line. He couldn't meet my eyes. Obviously, at least one member of those deployed does not approve of their current mission.

I approve of him taking a break and sampling foreign food cooked by immigrants. Paying for the privilege. Yeah. Did your company's project prove anything about crime incidence?

There was no project. I pointed out we could glean data from Uber and Doordash to verify crime stats. Did you?

There are a few neighborhoods that police don't go into without heavy backup. But no one ELSE is being sent in there. So it's all a fraud, just like we thought. Thank you.

Combatant-In-Chief

"Combatant-In-Chief" by Herr D on Paint3d. The president's popularity IS still dropping.-Shelob

[Herr D was unwilling to directly comment--this app accessing his art therapy and recorded words]

 --good Lord

[7 second pause] GOOD LORD!