Why does this taste funny?
[Click. Whirrrr--] Your sense of taste affected by microchronostrobing. Treatment to commence. Please continue blogging.
What? Oh, you turned it on? [translates to ahem] I've been confused about something regarding the Russia-Ukraine thing.
Yes. If I've understood these newstreams, this whole business is because Vladmir
Well, the Soviet Union fell; that government was as doomed as Hamas and Isis are now. The Ukraine has a separate flag, separate borders, separate traditions, culture, even some regional language differences.
At minimum, dialect variances.
To all accounts, a lot of people are terribly dissatisfied at the idea. They're actually fighting over it.
Well, I don't get it. Incompetent leadership from home or the country next door--what difference would that make, exactly? --Shelob, what are you doing?
Checking you for illness. You seem to think all that is one thing. Clearly--
Oh, good grief. Subjective counting, Shelob; don't worry about that. OUCH! That's REALLY cold. What IS that?!
Thermal remedy. Prepare for second dose.
[mad chase ensues; Shelob switches off neurolin--