Say Hello To My Little Friends

Herr D on heromachine.com assures me
that Mauser really WAS a gun company,
though they didn't do anything THIS COOL.

Firing living mice at elephants as a weapon of mass distraction is just funny and cool. What kind of non-lethal weapon would you guys like to see? If you comment here, I'll try to convince Herr D to design it. I should say that he declined designing one that massages invertebrates with vibrations through saline, but maybe you guys could come up with something a little more graphic.