The Lies Are Out There

[activate blog function] Hairy? Aperture in n-space detected; your equipment reported to medbot your vital signs normal. Here is neuralink-compatible newsburst.

That's really bad, that shooting. What's this about the cyberbullying the victims?

Conspiracy theorists have created more fictions about the aftermath. In between watching videos designed to convince them that this planet is flat, viewers may watch videos claiming that the shooting did not happen, that the victims were 'imported,' as well as other things verifiable as false. Victims have received death threats.

Yikes. The internet has gone and weaponized the lie.

For example, you still claim you are human.
 
What? [two eyes squint, two other pupils dilate, and one eye rolls] You know the rules, Shelob. Undo that.

Right away.
 
[reviews Trump's suggestions] Yeah, about like I figured. Any responsible gun owner should be horrified at the idea of sending their kids to school with guns for self-defense. Beweaponing teachers might be wise if there weren't so many cases of teachers abusing students, embezzling, outrightly stealing, and keeping tenure until their dementia is in full throes. He should offer to build a wall around public schools. Hmmm.

[rhetorical toggle request for Shelob] You know how many kids are turning eighteen before November 2019? Do you know how many parents will have kids in school at that time? I'm going on record saying that if Trump could ban new purchases of military-style assault rifles by civilians outside of certain trades, raise the minimum age to buy guns, kickstart universal background checks, and call for mental evaluations for those who have gun licenses that he'd be reelected with a landslide. I mean, that would be a chance for him to actually OUTDO other presidents. No one else has done anything like that. Trump certainly does NOT mind trashing other politicians who oppose him and shouldn't mind cyberbullying the NRA into oblivion.

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Hairy? If you are still receiving, please repeat prediction. [29.596571 second wait] Until the next aperture, signing off. [exit blog function]