HEY, RESEARCHERS! Don't Think Too Hard; These Answers Obvious.

Say, what's this thing in the Post? Hack the rest of that up for me?

[neuralink burst] Confusion over why right whales are traveling erratically.
 
They can't actually be wondering WHY. There's problems with the plankton!

Perhaps they have not noticed.
 
Perhaps they ought to pay attention! Plankton's important. It's less consistently around. Whales ARE smart enough to not 'overfish' their own areas.

There is also concern about solving the problem of whales being entangled in lobster traps.


Well, that's kind of obvious, too.

Do you favor the breakaway lines or the shutdown of areas?
 
Neither! Speakers. Underwater speakers. Play the sounds of whales being butchered or fought by predators all around the lobster traps. That's really not that hard. Start a plankton farm and set it producing in an area that lobstermen won't be allowed. Make up for what you ruined.

Hey, Shelob? Blog on this, okay?

Okay.