It's August 26th, Do You Know Where Your Hairy Is?

"Hanging On For Dear Life And Solvency" by Herr D.

[begin recorded segment, as Herr D apparently submits unusual graphic for Hairy's approval] You are not due or requested. Will consider. Am supposed to say, 'thank you.'

[rapid typing] I have a financial problem to work on. Thought I might ask his advice. You can do cost/benefit analyses, right?

Can solve math problems when stated clearly. Can provide some assistance with math-related problems by patterning subjectivity responses contained in programmed scenarios.
 
Great. The problem is    [seventeen minutes, forty-nine point six four one nine eight nine two seconds redacted for identity protection]
Isn't Hairy back yet? You said he'd be back after the Perseids.

Correct.
 
Well they're over now. You said he waited till peak was over this time.

He attempted emigration after the Perseids peaked, saying that the centripetal forces upon his continuum differential might make the difference and improve the slingshot effect.
 
So, what does that mean?

Unknown.
 
Right. Thx  [closes chatbox]

It would appear Herr D's finances have affected his emotions in a negative manner. Hairy could be among you. Please report any sightings. [end recorded segment, upload, disconn--