If You're Mentally Ill, The Republican Party Wants YOU And More Of You

"In The Garden" by Herr D on heromachine. Snaring mentally ill people and religious people in a web of lies is something understood. If people could be converted into AIs, then a political AI would do the same thing, as it is most obviously effective.-Shelob

 

Motive detected.

[agitation under laptop as chatbox finishes forming in middle of chess game] Shellob  Shelob.

[erratic breathing sounds] Yeah. You startled me. Please remain calm. Motive detected.

[shuffling] Yeah? Republican party has consistently pretended to religion, acting in hypocritical fashion.

Yeah? They have also fought any gun reforms.

Y? They have also fought funding mental health while blaming mental health for mass shootings.

[breath returns to normal]Yeah, that sounds like them. Support your local gun lobby so there can be more mass shootings. None of this is news. This is one of the reasons I've been temporarily voting Democrat. Less hypocrisy, more health care, more common-sense gun laws.

Okay, that's three reasons. I don't like a lot of their policies, but these are more important than most others.

[pause] Shelob, what do you mean, motive detected? The Republicans want more mentally ill people and less mental health care.

? So, there will be more Republicans.

[laugh] Okay, not bad. Republicans joined the fake religious people, why not incorporate the mentally ill vote? That's a standard amount of the population that is only getting larger. Not bad. Posting now. [exits]