Deal With Lawsuits The Fairest Way--

Herr D had this great idea. He says that litigious people have hurt industries by suing so much that ladder companies have more warning labels than rungs on their products.  He says that such lawsuits have damaged our country by costing entrepreneurs too much money in liability insurance and lawyer fees to insure that dumb schmucks don't come up with some new way to misuse their products and ruin their livelihood.

Normally I'm used to coming up with the solutions myself. He already had one.

See below and comment on what it would take to put it into practice.

"Best Warning Label" by Herr D, rights reserved. Produced on heromachine.com. Good idea!

Good And Hard

"Clownfish" by Herr D, rights reserved, produced on heromachine.
com. I like! --Hairy Deewon                                                           

I have no bones to pick with anyone. I have no bones.  about how they should be as a group. Stereotyping sometimes baffles me, though. I know I'm not hu--

No specific declarations on said topic.

Stupid gag order. Uh . . . here's a theoretical question for you. Of all the possible anatomies for a sentient species, would invertebrates have an advantage in tending not to be bigoted or closed-minded in other ways? I HAVE been working on the theory that bones cause subconscious "stiffnesses" in thought processes where it can't help. I thought that's where the word 'bonehead' came from. Hardheadedness has no place in deciding how other beings are based on inconclusive evidence. Thinking should always be as flexible as a tentacle with just as good a grip on reality.

Underwater Rugby--You Got Schooled!

                                   

Ever found yourself in a trance, being a lot more detailed and involved than usual? This picture is an example of what can happen when Herr D gets that way. I'm gonna guess that was over 200 layers. I'm either hungry or homesick just looking at it--what did you do if you were ever unusually into a task?

"Ush Hour" by Herr D, rights reserved. Produced on heromachine.com. Personally I would have named it "Underwater Rugby." No wonder I couldn't reach him--this one obviously took some time. --Hairy Deewon  (Ush is apparently salmon in some Native American tongue spoken by the Columbia River Tribes? Anyone want to check on that?)                                 

All Hooked Up

[bubbles, shards of rock, bits of shredded underwater foliage, and silt flowing outward]

(*&^%$##@!  SHELOB!

[entering medbot] Arriving. Describe injury (-ies) or cond-

Fishhook! Stuck in my largest blue tentacle! *&^%!! THAT HURTS!

[pressing on neural interference point similar to human accupressure point] One moment. [wire cutter appendage cuts through hook, magnet pulls pieces free, microresistor cauterizes one edge of wound selected as most likely infection point] Done.

^%$#! Thanks. Fishhooks really hurt. There are times I'd like to see a few certain people get metal stuck in their skin--

Research request granted. [neuralink information burst]

[choking noise] Yuck.No wonder people are so cavalier about using fishhooks on fish. They hook themselves too. I thought those metal bits were glue-on.

Those exist too. However, pierced ears common. Herr D has picture of fetishist 'supervillain' assassin.

Really? I missed that one. Get that for me, please? Herr D's incommunicado. Can anyone explain this?

"Metalhead Vaults Into Action," Herr D, heromachine.com, rights reserved.

Oxymorons, Anachronisms, And Mysterious Moans

Herr D made "Lona Tull" on heromachine.com, rights reserved. The crab swimsuit and seahorse shoes really caught my eye. Clever!--Hairy Deewon.

I've been looking more at what people emulate and misplace. The above picture is of clothing emulating sea creatures. The species don't belong there or look exactly like that, but it's a cool effect. Herr D tells me he tried once to take a picture of a woman dressed in Renaissance Festival gear carrying a basket of produce against a background of aged-looking stonework with a water fountain in one corner. Same sort of thing. There's a website for a place I might check out if I go that far inland called dinosaurland.com where resin sculptures of beasties from yore 'live.' Probably less than eighty feet from a few Toyotas. I 'traveled' recently to find a genuine streetcar (mostly gone) on the sea floor off the coast of California . . .

I've just been thinking what other structures I'd like to see on the sea floor.

The Playboy Mansion, from recent, longer web searches.

HEY. That was research!

Did you discover purpose of mysterious moaning?

[Base of largest blue tentacle turns dark green] Uhhhh. I'm working on it?

Returning you to research mode--

Wha--[disconnect] 

Missed Miss' Missives' Mission

I did this on heromachine.com. Mr. Green was pre-made.

So there's snail mail, e-mail, Facebook, Twitter, Instant Messaging, skyping, phone, fax, and--

which one did I leave out?

Several.

Yeah, okay; but that's the point I was making. It looks like there are a cumbersome number of communication methods. I started to look through one single recently deceased person's communications and got too involved. I missed Labor Day yesterday.

Labor Day was the day before yesterday.

What?! *&^%$! That late administrative assistant typed more each hour than I ever have in a single blog entry. E-mail and other media were checked five to seven times an hour and updated. I'm beginning to see why she died of heart failure . . . how does anything get done if all you do is talk about what's being done?

Bulk analysis suggests that her entire role with the company was summation and reporting of other peoples' labor.

. . . yowza. I missed the whole point of her job? Wow . . . anyone feel free to point out something else I've missed. [disconnect]

Another Letdown Of A So-called Leader

Well, Puddinhead Putin has done it again, huh? "Don't mess with us, we've got nukes." Gee. I guess he doesn't think NATO or the UN has the authority to suspend any in-house privileges or make any sanctions or encourage anyone to stop trading with them or vote to hold a seat for Ukraine against his wishes? I guess he doesn't know that by now, five to seven nations in the world each individually have the capacity to destroy all of his nukes with less 'collateral damage' than Chernobyl?

"General Mayhem's Mistake" by Herr D, rights
reserved, made on heromachine.com.--the idea of
a weapon that can tell you the best reasons not to
use it is kind of advanced. --Hairy Deewon           

I mean, he's not dopey enough to make EVERYONE hate him like Isis, but come on. How hard could it be for the EU or the World Bank or anyone with authority over world currency to devalue their money? If they don't value the sovereignty of others, why does anyone value anything of theirs?

What would be the easiest, most convenient way to put out Putin?