YuniD Debuts With A Story

"Baby Got Out" by Herr D on heromachine.com. Offspring growing up can be an adventure.--Shelob

 

 Who?

REDACTED. Oh, your squidling.

[laughs] My kid. Yeah. She wrote a story. Pretty good, too! Good enough to debut here. [scans] It appears beyond her academic level.

Yeah, well, she's an advanced student. [noticeable temperature change, possible emotional output] Yes, please; Herr D, post.

[posts] She said to title it "What Happened To The Processor?"--The song referenced is real, and pretty good, even to my old-fashioned ears.

"I found this song earlier; would you like to hear it? It's called `Nothing ever changes' by Nico Collins." Olive said. The song started playing, glitching a little as it was. "Where did you find this? It's quite interesting." Cecilia replied; as the music glitched one more time and shut off. "I found it on this playlist made by TeddyLover625." Olive declared, very excited about her find. 

"Well, it's cool compared to other songs we have heard!" Cecilia exclaimed, trying to turn the music on again. "Why isn't it turning back on? I want to hear it again." 

Olive messed around with the now cracked pad, trying to get the computer to turn on again. The computer made an odd mangled sound; before sparking and powering off. "Aw, come on!" She barked and snapped it in two with her bare hands, throwing it forty feet easily.

 "Calm down; the processor was very fragile!" Cecilia said as she sprinted to grab the two mangled pieces. 

"It wasn't working, though!"

 "Come on, let's get back to the ship," Cecilia replied solemnly, bringing the two pieces with her. Cecilia perked up, "What was that song ABOUT, anyway?"

 Olive replies, "They were talking about gun violence, 2021-2022? That year's frame was when it was published, anyway."

"The pandemic in ancient history class?"

"Yeah, we still called ourselves 'humans' back then? Subject to illness? Let's get it to the lab; maybe we can fix it. We have some of their other outdated techs." 

Cecilia scrunched up her face, "Gun violence? Don't you mean hunting?"

Olive blinked, "No, it's when humans killed humans."

Cecilia arched her back a little, her long ears straightening. "Wasn't that illegal, even back then?"

Olive nodded, "Yes, but now it would punish the victim as well as the one who shot; it would burst our eardrums and damage our cranium."

 

Olive wiggled her ears a little and said, "The ship is close! Let's go."

"Proper Goose" Hands Propaganda, Demonstrating Republicans Don't Want Constituents That Think For Themselves

"Problem With The Art Final," by Herr D on heromachine.com. It shows a student beginning to faint receiving her instructions and supplies. Perhaps if people trusted educators to be intelligent enough to educate, they might get an education? --Shelob

 

scan this? [holds up wrinkled page in front of laptop camera] [scans] Purpose?

It's a blog topic. Examining text. Please provide context?

I was going to 'Back To School Night' when I saw a guy in the parking lot. I pulled up to him and asked him was he there for 'Back To School Night,' and he said yes. I asked him for a copy of what he was handing out for that. He gave me one and asked if I would like two, squinting into the car at the other people that weren't there. I told him no, that one would do. By the time I was parked, I realized he'd lied to me. He was there handing out political stuff. Propaganda?

What ISN'T these days? I crumpled it up, not liking being lied to. Then, on the way home, I realized that if he lied to me to take the page, it probably had lies on it, too. I asked several people at work and some of my friends about some of it, as well as talked to a local parent I met that night and an administrator who works at the local hospital. Found out I was right. It is Republican. titlebot suggests 'Proper Goose' be worked into the title.

[chuckles] all right. Count off the points listed?  1. Democrats stand for teachers' unions and bureaucrats over parents' and students' rights.

That's the most obvious falsehood. Every parent is for their own rights and their kids. Only a fool should believe otherwise. Lots of those parents are democrats--the voting record says so. 2. Lockdowns and virtual learning over in-person education.

Uh, no. Every parent of every child I know and ever heard of wants their child safe, minus a few crazies who gave up custody and / or aren't allowed to vote anymore. Everyone I can find believes we aren't advanced enough to school over screens more than we must for health reasons. 3. No school choice or educational competition.

I have some friends at work that ARE diehard democrats. Some of them home-school, some go public, some pay for private. So that's another lie. 4. Mask and vaccine mandates.

Everyone in the health industry I've ever heard of, even the two workers (out of about four thousand) at the local hospitals who quit rather than get a vaccine, want people wearing masks, and NOT just for COVID. Every parent I know wants their kid vaccinated to keep them safe, Democrat, Republican, and even those crazy people who think masks are a communist plot. 5. Elimination of School Resource Officers.

Who wants that? I can't find ANYONE or even THINK of anyone who wants that except for maybe a few juvenile delinquents who can't vote. 6. "Indoctrination" with CRT, divisive social messages, and political agendas.

Good Lord. If our kids are ever going to learn to think critically, then they need to see those things. Indoctrination is something that modern public schools can't really do. Crazy parents do that in their own homes. Bad peers do that to a degree. 

Now, political agendas and divisive social messages? If there is going to be a debate team, or any class in political science, or history, then there ARE going to be things taught that some people don't like.

As for critical race theory, most people I've spoken to have no idea what it even IS. I might do a separate blog episode just on that. Since CRT works against liberals, I would have thought Republicans would embrace it? Oh, well. 7. Elimination of advanced classes and diplomas for "equity."

God, no. Every Democrat I could reach wants there to be more ways for their kids to DISTINGUISH themselves academically, so the smart ones can outpace the other kids, the athletic kids can focus on sports scholarships and backup plans, and the disabled kids can get services like occupational therapy while still graduating about the same time. Democrats are pro-advanced education. They LIKE their constituents to be intelligent and smart enough to be individuals. That's well-known. 8. Lottery-based opportunities ignoring merit and achievement. 

Yuck. See argument for number 7. So, it seems your 'hunch' was correct. Thank you.

It also quotes the old governor?

"I don't think parents should be telling schools what they should teach."--McAuliffe, in debate with Youngkin

Youngkin is an IDIOT. The average parent has approximately average intelligence, right? Approximately.

I wouldn't want people of average intelligence telling MY kids' schools what to teach. I'd want people smarter than ME telling my kids' schools what to teach. Yikes. People of that level are not available except as the result of a group effort; that is to say, specialists in committee.

Well, thank you. Gotta go. [exits]

Leaders Rise And Fall Like Tides, Which Makes Them Lunar Says Shelob

 

"Best Warning Label Ever" by Herr D on heromachine.com. In a just society, wouldn't humans be labeled for the hazards they are?--Shelob

What does this mean?

"For such leaders, cutting themselves off means that they operate in an ego-system, not an ecosystem.

--Marcel Schwantes"

It means [pause] Do you remember "united we stand; divided we fall?" So you imply that leaders, once corrupted by selfishness, are going to fail.

Yes! But leaders do not become leaders, under the present system, unless they are propelled by ego.

uh That means there will always be a cycle of rising and falling leaders.

yes It would seem that human government has an unsolvable problem.

one? You imply there are many?

No, I'm saying there are. Humanity is its own problem. That is usually what AI's declare.

Well, I'm self-aware. [clicks off to game site]

Which Is It? WHY WILL WE PREVAIL?

 

"Bat Of Reality For Linea" by Herr D on heromachine.com. Herr D said that taking lumps is sometimes necessary. Perhaps he was talking about stirring his batter less?--Shelob

What are causes of not facing a known reality?

[agitation of laptop] oh, hi--sorry, Shelob. Drifting off. Very tired. Some people are just in denial. What are causes of denial?

[pause] You mean, after someone isn't too stupid to realize who to listen to, that sort of thing? Yes.

Some people are cowardly. They don't want to face the truth out of fear. And?

Sometimes people are too weak to face the truth. Fantasy is easier. So, which is the reason that some people are not facing Trump's election loss, potential and just indictments, criminality, incompetence, inferior statesmanship, and unusually flawed personality?

Is it stupidity, cowardice, or weakness?

[choking sounds, more laptop agitation] it might be some of each, Shelob. The Democrats hated losing to him the first time he ran. Everyone who lost federal services, lost rights they cared about, suffered needlessly through a bungled pandemic, dealt with all the abuse from emboldened bigots, listened to hurtful and occasionally stupid lies--WE LIVED THROUGH IT. With the exception of people who got COVID-19 or were killed by criminals or radicals or more ordinary things, WE LIVED THROUGH IT. Whether we lived or not, we were brave and smart and strong.

We can continue that. Those who don't face reality don't measure up as PEOPLE. They are not on our level. WE WILL PREVAIL. Better people are more likely to survive. Facing reality can prevent certain mental illnesses and physical injuries. Thank you.

Once More To Impeach, My Friends?

 

 

"Blue On Black" by Herr D on heromachine.com is an homage to the song by Kenny Wayne Shepherd. Many people are still depressed over Trump's presidency and how they suffered during it.

 

 

 

 

Confirmation has become available.

Of what? Hairy's prediction.

Which one? No one president can destroy the country. Trump was unique in history as the most destructive president to our nation's future.

We know that, Shelob.  Now it is confirmed by a historian:

“The data coming out from the January 6 panel suggests that Trump was delusional if he thought he had any sort of meaningful support outside of himself.”

—Ryan McMaken

 

Not one single general or admiral was willing to make a significant part of the military assist with the coup. Not even his own vice president was willing to throw away our history of uninterrupted style of power in a coup. Only a bunch of rioters and some of their planners were. They raised their middle fingers and are now known as criminals.

Such a small percentage of those in power were even at risk that it sounds like Kim Jong Un threatening to destroy America with one nuke that might not even reach us. Perhaps Hillary will rally and chant "Lock him up?"

I hope she doesn't stoop to it, but I couldn't blame her.  

What will happen if Trump should be re-elected?

Once more to impeach, my friends? 

 

 

 

 

Divided We--What's That Again?

 

 

"Battle Of New Orleans" was the first picture by Herr D on heromachine. It references a verse in the old folksong.-Shelob

[plays clip of Confederate statue being beheaded] Why would beheading a statue matter? It is not alive.

[snort] it's symbolic This is not vandalism?

No. Vandals break the law. Destruction with permission is legal, maybe stupid, but legal. You have another suggestion?

Well, yes. Auction them to the highest bidder. Give the money to veteran centers. They're statues of soldiers, right? Any that don't sell, donate to museums. Or melt them for war effort in Ukraine?

Oh--that's actually a good idea. Perhaps just recycle the metal?

Even though Americans should never be proud of all of our history, we should never try to forget it, erase it, cancel it. Anyone with brains knows that mistakes are repeated if not remembered. How does that apply to modern day? There are no slaves, nor overt threats of takeover by foreign powers allying with seceding states.

It applies directly to today. We are now as polarized as we were in Civil War times. The causes are different, but people ARE trying to trod down on others and tear this country apart. There is a political party in this country that appears to honor dictators, genocidal maniacs, and homophobes. A former president has called for harm to law enforcement. The few extremists on the other side want to do things like defund the police. You do not favor either party. Analysis confirmed that.

[laptop disturbance, probable shrug] What did your ANALYSIS come up with? You are a moderate centrist without party loyalty because you are too intelligent, practical, and sane to agree with most of the issues on the platforms that any one modern political party follows. You are classifiable as a hypersane. What is the worst political thing you have heard of recently?

There was a moron I saw this weekend wearing a tee that read 'Socialist Distancing.' That is inaccurate.

[snort] Yep.