Please, HMO's, Cancel The Hit Out On Hairy

SHELOB!

Yes, Hairy.

Did those states legalize marijuana?

Yes, Hairy.

Is it safe to come out now?

Emergency frequencies not significantly more active than normal for this time of year. 

What about reefer madness?

Web sources indicate it does not exist. 'Cutting' it with dangerous drugs could cause problems, of course.

Were there any gun battles with cartels?

Any fighting in this country must have been limited to whether to legalize.

I don't get it. What was the big deal then?

Perhaps criminal organizations were attempting to protect their profits?

Now that's absurd. That would imply that those people against insurance reform were-- [all five eyes widen] --um? I've been attracting too much attention. [all eleven tentacles stretch out, start checking the walls] Shelob? Do a security sweep. Then inform our blog audience why I'm not blogging today. I'm going to stay REALLY, REALLY QUIET in my cocoon. [turns off neuralink]

[rapid access of certain file] Hairy has been ingesting too much silt and been exposed to too much sunlight of late. Medfile says this can cause minor paranoia. Rest will eliminate issue. No blogging today. [disconnect]