Thursday, January 15, 2015

Nothing Beats A Great Near-Dozen Tentacles

-n. [four pupils dilated, the fifth focuses on frequency controller] Not only that, but check out THOSE.

Checking.

No. I mean--

The tentacles are fake. This particular B-mov--

AWH! !@#$%^&! I didn't actually want to KNOW!

You can attempt to find giant squid to stare at lustfully.

But I'd KNOW they're just squid! Like it or not, if the creature isn't sentient, you're talking bestiality.

Do you wish--

NO.

What abou--

NO.

Or perh--

NO!

Suspend checking?

[exasperated gill-flap] Yes! Stop! [disconnect]

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