Strobe Problem Continues As Universe Origins Remain Obscure To All But Hairy

Shelob?

Here.

I feel strange. Status check.

Nutrient collection complete. Bio-scan from medbot confirms time-strobe activity, otherwise healthy. Lair is clean. No predators or MIBs in vicinity or approaching. Nearest relevant communications on fishing boat mentioned earlier.

Check on Herr D?

[sixteen seconds pass] Herr D has started a Facebook page to attempt to send comments to your blog. He used his own identity, against your advice.

[five eyes dilate] He's already lost one computer. He doesn't even like Facebook. Why would he do that?

He reposted your cosmological statement on the link you provided.

What statement?

[half-second neuralink burst]

That does sound like me . . . huh. Well, I'm glad he liked it, but he doesn't know how to advertise on Facebook.

It does not appear so. Do you wish to help him?

Are you kidding? I want his computer safe. I couldn't help him fix his last one. I--

Hairy? [camera activation] Hairy? Medbot, Hairy has strobed away. Please go to on-call status and advise me of his return. Blog function is on. [disconnect]