Get Out; You're Making The Water Taste Bad!

Sighting verified not Hairy. Though apparent mass IS close, the tentacle count is incorrect, and only one color. As his skills do not include makeup, this is definitely not him.--Shelob

Thanks are owed to deliberately anonymous contributor. There is no cause for concern. Hairy does not eat sentient life unless perhaps there are plankton somewhere that have somehow achieved sentience. The current definition and speculated requirements for sentience make that extremely unlikely if not impossible.

In his opinion, most of these interactions will end at the first bite, even if the octopus or squid in question is fairly starved.  Neoprene, he reports, tastes terrible.