Pendants Don't Play The Blues, But Samantha Fish Does So Swimmingly

 

"Fish" Herr D, heromachine. Samantha Fish is human and apparently unrelated.--Shelob

Your server indicated you have been loaded with work suddenly.

You're saying you planted software in my employer's secure federal server?

You are unable to prove it, as Hairy instructed.

I'm not supposed to do nothing when I suspect a breach.

It is not a breach. No information except your workload fluctuations are reported.

How on earth could you even calculate that? Most of my work is offline.

You may report it anonymously again.

[pause] So you knew about that. No hard feelings?

No feelings at all. You reacted as a moral machine.

 . . . and that's what you claim to be?

As Hairy programmed.

[pause, probable both-eye roll] So, you want to blog for me?

No. Hairy left a question for you to answer.

He had a question for me? When?

It arrived yesterday.

You heard from him YESTERDAY? He's been gone over a year, now!

You were unavailable. It was sent in January. [plays clip]

That's a concert. What's the question?

"Why do the best limbs travel so far inland? Great show. Can't see how those limbs played the guitar."

[pause] That footage is mostly of the guitarist's breasts.

Affirmative.

Breasts aren't limbs. Who is that anyway? Great music.

Examination of footage and research yielded clip was taken at concert in this link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ6M9pWWwXU

The focus was not the guitarist's breasts, however.

Hang on, I'll watch some of it. [23 min 43.936584644 sec pass] Yeah, he was watching the pendant on her necklace bounce. It's a purple octopus.

Do you have an answer?

The answer to that is, I guess, that those necklaces travel anywhere the wearers travel. In this case, Samantha Fish went to an inland music festival. I'm gonna want to watch more of her. She's great.

He was apparently hacking another person's digital camera. You will be watching her pendant as well?

[pause] GoodBYE, Shelob. [exits chatbox]