The Egg Laid By THIS Bot Is As Big As A Yellow Volkswagen

 

"BOID" by Herr D on heromachine.

 

My littlest suddenly asked me, on Christmas day, "Daddy, what's an omicron?"

"It's a Greek letter, honey."

"It sounds like a robot."

"It does." I smiled--It really does.

"How many Greek letters ARE there?"

"I don't know, honey, but if people keep cooperating the way they have been? We'll see the whole Greek alphabet on the news."

"DA-aa-AD!" 

We will not.

Whaddya mean?

They are not using certain letters.

?

They will not likely use Beta and certain other letters, as medical personnel will likely confuse them with other topics and concepts. They will not likely use at least one other letter as it would likely be offensive to Chinese leadership.

They might need to be offended. They let it out. They're supposed to be this successful authoritarian regime, and they let out a worldwide pandemic.

The spread of contagion is more likely than the spread of truth and inspiration?

Unfortunately.