He's The Rootinest, Tootinest, Putinest You Ever Saw!

"Yosemite Sam Homage" by Herr D on Paint3d. The comparison is surprisingly logical. Truth conveyed, therefore. Do carrots grow well in Ukraine?-Shelob

 [excerpted from chat] -n't understand what you mean. You have expressed the urge to convey truth and cause laughter.

[pause] Well, yeah. Mathematically, your writing causes more laughter when it compares or contrasts subject matter. You should, therefore, use this technique to convey the truth.

[longer pause] ok? Who would you like to compare to or contrast with Putin?

[even longer pause] Yosemite Sam. Yosemite Sam is not a nation leader, a rich person, or a real person. Your aim is contrast?

No! Comparison! Please explain.

Putin talks big, but couldn't take over a smaller country with a smaller military before the rest of the world finally backed them. He couldn't successfully run his own military. He's way too boastful. Find me a YS quote?

“I’m the meanest, roughest, toughest hombre that’s ever crossed the Rio Grande, and I ain’t no namby-bamby!” ---- Yosemite Sam 1

That's good, then there's the fact that Putin's ability to stick with reality must have been affected by now since he lies so much. Got a YS quote for that, Shelob?

"I outnumber yew ONE ta ONE!" ----Yosemite Sam 2

 [laughter] I remember that one. Now maybe a quote regarding how a COMEDIAN wasn't scared off when he should have run like a rabbit?

"OOOoooohh! I HATE  that rabbit!" ---- Yosemite Sam 3 

Well, there you go. That's three. Putin is hopefully toast. I really don't know whether I'd rather see him assassinated or deposed and facing war crime tribunals.  Or blackened, raving, and squirming with physically impossible injuries and abject humiliation?

[laughter] or that! [end excerpt]

Endnotes:

1,3 : https://everydaypower.com/yosemite-sam-quotes/

2 : Randomized, high-speed youtube.com search with keywords [Yosemite Sam AND false AND crazy] Duration, .000000000000418 seconds. Cutlass scene.