Tat's HIM, Officer!

"Tats All Folks" Screenshot from tattoo site, public domain. This may be a good fit.-Shelob

Herr D is very tired and overworked. He suggested following a pattern of blogging of proven success. 

Attempt #1: Trump is Pepe Le Pew

A. He thinks females like him the way he is, despite his stink. Social media is full of examples of women pointing out "the money wouldn't be enough, an' I AM a gold digger. What's Melania REALLY gettin'?" AA. "She is play-ying hard to get, no?"

B. Out of touch with reality. Constant and famous history of denial of basic fact. It is difficult, with a search of any news items relating to him, to discover an instance where he is fully cognizant of reality. BB. Thinks the cat is a skunk.

C. He likes fighting. Documented with over seven hours, twenty-six minutes of declarations by news anchors, pundits, social commentators for and against him, and himself. CC. Once the cat mistaken as a skunk was a wildcat, to violent results. Pepe Le Pew was happy.

D. Can't change his stripes. (Continually violating judge's orders.) DD. Has maintained himself in character since inception for over sixty years.