Guardin' Noem

 

"Guardin' Noem" by Herr D on Paint3d

[8 second clip regarding Noem having purse stolen] You have not watched news today.

[laughter subsiding] No. I missed that! You are taking pleasure in this theft.

[grimace] No, but it doesn't matter to her. If she cared that much about the money, she wouldn't have it with her. Debit cards are cheap and can be deactivated in seconds. I don't have ONE thousand in cash--ever. I haven't had a hundred dollars in cash at one time in about a decade. I do have two daughters and a wife and a mortgage and a car that always needs work. And I DON'T have a high-paying government job.

I actually hope it's insured or the thief leaves it for her someplace. The loss is not what I'm enjoying. What then?

She and her team are in charge of Homeland Security, and now, NO ONE CAN IMAGINE SHE'S SUPER COMPETENT. This kind of embarrassment is happening all over the Trump administration. The irony, then.

Yes! Thank you.