ICE Agents Can't Drive Around A Car, The Illegal Two-fer, And The Clown Car Is Still Going

POSSIBLE ADDITIONAL PICTURE TO APPEAR HERE. SEE ONE AT BOTTOM.

[chime, opens chatbox in middle of spreadsheet tracking Excessive Force charge possibilities for various law enforcement organizations]You have not blogged.

n [sigh] ur doing it again? This is a secure network. It is very secure. Your IT department successfully foiled both hackers that attempted entry recently, without help this time.

That's not funny. Your work is relevant for blogging.

It's off-limits. Understood. Can you blog upon violence in Minneapolis and Portland?

We're right back where we were. People are seeing what they want in the video. What do you see?

I see no one is saying that the video from Minneapolis is a snuff film, so maybe no one will be prosecuted for showing it. I see that the agent who fired could have sidestepped faster than drawing his gun. I see that a man not traumatized by former incidents might have made a better choice. I see that EVERYONE COULD HAVE DRIVEN AROUND HER IN THE FIRST PLACE. That he didn't even need to approach her car. That he had no right to reach in her window or open her door.

I see that the whole thing could have been avoided easily in the first place by any competent agent or officer. At a minimum, any well-run law enforcement agency suspends, frequently with pay, anyone involved in a shooting that ANYONE says needs to be investigated. AND A WELL-RUN law enforcement agency automatically has someone in authority declaring to journalists that an investigation will be done and no more commenting. Instead we have so-called leaders acting stupid. Please define stupid.

Declaring the outcome of an investigation before anyone could have had time to call the therapist of the agent who may have been traumatized. To ask that therapist to gather notes and meet him again to declare whether he is or isn't fit for duty. Give that therapist a moment to go "eep" and wonder whether he was in the field too early and make a proper eval. Chump AND Vance AND Noem have all made outcome declarations, so NO ONE CAN BELIEVE JUSTICE WILL BE DONE.

[**silent, untyped aside, software planted to hide this statement from Herr D's devices] This would be why a federal subcontractor was tasked with comparisons per capita of excessive force cases with other law enforcement agencies.

[no apparent delay] And Portland?

At minimum, unless the shooter declares believably that both spouses had hands on the wheel and were looking at him with evil smiles, he should be suspended on the possibility that he shot ONE noncombatant. What would you rather talk about?

Nothing. Chump and Hogspit have done it again, and Congress is only just snoring louder. They should ALL be trying to rein in those two. Not having a vote NEXT week. Can you make a pic? 

Hah! I'll make two if there's time. One on Chump's incompetence or dishonesty. Now let me finish. Your work is entered and tabulated. Both errors in summation fixed. Good luck.

Wh--[exits chatbox, deactivates mic] Hairy submitted a test that Trump would never 'ace.' It is below.

[************This is Hairy's Presidential Aptitude Test from 10/16/15]

Well, they'd have to learn which advice to take, and from whom, seem desirable, and get people to help them. So . . . okay! Give each presidential candidate a junky car containing two bodyguards, luggage with three changes of clothes, all their meds, a cheap cell phone without internet or gps capability, two ink pens, a pad of Post-it notes, $37.50 in change, a trunk full of randomly selected cheap plastic goods and a half tank of gas. Then disguise them so no one recognizes them or their bodyguards.
This is a cross-country trip?

Not really. They are each given a series of addresses to find, each at least ninety miles apart. At five out of six locations, believable but delusional people or compulsive liars are waiting there to give them their initial directions to the next address. At the other locations are people carefully selected for their accuracy and tendency to be mistrusted. They are ONLY ALLOWED ORAL DIRECTIONS OR DRAWN MAPS. This process is repeated until the car breaks down. The successful candidate will make it three or more stops with very little backtracking and directional errors. The perfect candidate will then simultaneously herd eleven cats and three alligators across a small stream and into individual pens that smell like acetone. And have money left over.

The herding exercise--?

--will prove they can work successfully with Congress. This exercise will prove they have charisma, fortitude, resourcefulness, ingenuity, and know which advice to take from whom and when. Blog on this for me Shelob? 

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"Pants Afire" by Herr D on Paint3d. It is good that Congress and the Supreme Court do not suffer for their humiliation. Like Yosemite Sam, the current president seems to be outnumbering them.-Shelob