A Quick Doctor's Note

[noting Hairy's lack of recent blogging, quick translation of medbot's report]

Hairy has unusual tactile awareness and preoccupation with viewing pornography at this time. Baseline indicators suggest unusual arousal. As these symptoms are not unusual, but unusually pronounced, a toxicology lab was run. Apparently he was infused with a substance recovered accidentally from the native octopod.

Octopus--he found a local escapee from a lab. Danced with it to make it feel better. What was the substance and treatment?

Substance: street name Ecstasy. Prescribed pressurized oversalinization.

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