NRA Should Do Abortions For Efficiency, Save Money For Poverty-Stricken Parents

"Where's The Bug Spray?" by Herr D on heromachine.com. Killing is only good in certain contexts, apparently.-Shelob

 

Death by shooting. Please advise.

I'm rather sick of hearing about gsw deaths. You have any recent stats? Death by shooting is increasing. Stats collected by reliable sources disagree only upon how much the increase is and why.

I get that people disagree as to why. Why would they disagree as to how much?  Many shootings kill victims that were also dying of other things. Suicides of cancer sufferers, people shooting themselves and others while under the influence of potentially lethal substances, instances of people shooting themselves while committing suicide, instanc-     ?! One example cited that multiple methods were already underway when trigger pulled by individual.

Is any kind of death DECREASING? Two kinds.

which ones? Flu is still decreasing, because more sick people wear masks. The other is questionable by category.

What does THAT mean?  Abortions are fewer. That cannot equate to life already begun outside the womb.

Oh. What's your reasoning on that? Childbirth still kills some people. Interestingly, the highest infant mortality rate tends to be in states where there are more people against abortion.

Now THAT'S ironic. Why would that be? Data uncertain. However, facilities for maternity are inferior and/or less available in some of those states and some of the requisite maternity workers have the same approximate lower differential in IQ as the voting population. 

[laugh] They're dying of stupidity as well as bad prep and less money used to carry out their plans. Great. Any suggestions? Perhaps the NRA would like to perform abortions? As long as people are dying for their efforts to make money, the parents of the victims could save money by not having to spend it on raising their children if their children were not born. Then those parents could afford to buy more guns, also.

[choking sounds] Why don't you suggest THAT to the NRA and watch their response? Right away.

Wait, I was kidd-